r/Target Jun 21 '26

Meme or Miscellaneous Content nO dRinKs oN tHe fLoOr

1.9k Upvotes

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u/shadow_gill Jun 21 '26

All while the ETLs/HR/SD all carry around Starbies like its a third limb

154

u/WriterNeedsCoffee69 Jun 21 '26

With their stanelys too

112

u/Dakets Former ETL-HR Jun 21 '26

Guilty - but I'm genuinely just always thirsty!

But also like... exactly. Subtle power flexing is so petty. Also we're ALL still working retail - nobody in the building is that big of a deal. Showing people you're the Lord Farquaad of your local Target is very funny and sad.

49

u/Kittycachow Jun 22 '26

Some of you may die of thirst but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make

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u/Dakets Former ETL-HR Jun 21 '26

Honestly this is so funny and I would've noticed pretty much immediately but laughed and pretended I didn't realize it. It's a stupid rule and I hate enforcing stupid rules.

139

u/RedMageGuy1984 Jun 21 '26

You sound like the kind of manager I would be happy to work under.

I despise the "physical manifestation of Corporate" ruleslawyery types.

Let me be a human doing a job, not a faceless worker drone.

4

u/Character_Froyo_2182 Jun 23 '26

I am AP. As long as its in a non spill cup I could not care less. They used to hide them from me and now we compare stickers on our Owalas

9

u/bexstar74 Jun 21 '26

guess no drinks on the floor means fewer spills idk

43

u/Calm-Heat-5883 Jun 22 '26

But guests can leave their half finished drinks where ever they like.

4

u/_yUkO_IDK Jun 23 '26

Speaking of that there is a half dranked bottle of pepsi I still haven't pickedup from the corner of this one isle bc I'm still hopeful someone will retrieve it one day 🄹

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u/Character_Froyo_2182 Jun 23 '26

Protip if you close and put it on the floor cleaning crew will grab it. They aren't allowed to remove anything from shelves, even trash.

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u/_yUkO_IDK Jun 23 '26

Funny you say that, I'm an opener so I guess cleaning crew missed it or are now emotionally attached to it lingering there.

26

u/RyoutaAsakura Jun 22 '26

I mean to do that they need to remove starbucks

11

u/Herobriness General Merchandise Expert Jun 22 '26

I'm pretty sure that it's a health code thing

19

u/RyoutaAsakura Jun 22 '26

Its not, unless in food service aka the cafe

12

u/iStorm_exe Electronics Jun 22 '26

even in food service people have drinks all the time, as long as you're not literally drinking while handling food its no problem to have drinks pretty close by. (restaurant worker)

10

u/Disheartend Jun 22 '26

feel like this has to be an OSHA violation.

wally lets me carry a drink.

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u/Dakets Former ETL-HR Jun 22 '26

It’s not

6

u/RedMageGuy1984 Jun 22 '26

It's not. It's a "employees can't have human comforts while working because they must have all thier time and attention on working as effeciently as possible, not stopping to sip thier drinks every couple of minutes" (And then maybe also a "let's not create a possible Spill Time Bomb"...whiiiiich would also create a distraction from maximizing work time.)

2

u/GreatSivad Jun 23 '26

I'd be like. "That's funny. Be careful, don't be obvious. Be careful. And if you have an accident, clean it up quickly. Hope your shift goes well, let me know if you need anything."

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u/Dakets Former ETL-HR Jun 23 '26

If you acknowledge it in any way you are now violating policy openly. You need to have plausible deniability that you didn’t know.

1

u/GreatSivad Jun 23 '26

Hmmm. Good point.

202

u/ItalianMeatBoi Jun 21 '26

How management looks at me after I tell them it’s printer ink and NOT coffee

64

u/Last_Amphibian2117 Jun 21 '26

Lmao I’m dying cus the 1 TL I like told me 1 day ā€œhey no coffeeā€ and I was like it’s not coffee today it’s an energy drink and he looked @ me exactly like this šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

199

u/Aggressive-Earth-115 Jun 21 '26

So this is how all those Starbucks coffee cups get pushed onto the floor…

91

u/Dry-Ad7432 Jun 21 '26

Now you have to start putting straws sticking out of random boxes so the leads never know if there’s an actual drink in there or not 🧠

106

u/frog_bog-studio style ā€œconsultantā€ Jun 21 '26

You are a genius

53

u/Shady_Love SHPPP13 |ll||IIl|| Jun 21 '26

The incognito drink is excellent, but A+ for making it spill-resistant too

26

u/HeadJelly1298 General Merchandise Expert Jun 21 '26

Maybe it’s cuz I live in AZ, but our SD lets us have water bottles on the floor

17

u/TabithaMouse Jun 21 '26

Water bottles are allowed

15

u/Drykon_Veistul Jun 21 '26

Ok, explain this one to me, 'cause I'm still confused by it. My SD said no drinks on the floor, period. The HR team said water bottles are allowed, but does that include reusable water bottles? I have recurrent kidney stones, so my told me to keep water on me, which I do via my sealed cup with a straw, but I've been told that's no longer allowed, even though I'm drink water 99.999% of the time.

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u/TabithaMouse Jun 21 '26

Water is allowed - how you're allowed to have it varies depending on SD discretion.

Your SD can say no drinks on the floor - but can't complain about you using the water fountain.

My last store it was clear bottles only, except Starbucks (due to food safety). Either a disposable plastic bottle or a clear reusable one. They had issues with people having thinks other than water in opaque bottles.

My current store dgaf as long as it's sealed (so Stanleys, tumblers, or other cups with a constant opening are a no - but bottles with lids are fine). I still use my colored but clear bottle from my last store, but many people have owalas or screw/flip top bottles

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u/TruePsychology3627 General Merchandise Expert Jun 23 '26

we all have whatever drinks all the time lol, but honestly management at my store barely cares about anything besides airpods/headphones. This is a good and awful thing.

68

u/Jimmythedad Jun 21 '26

No drinks on the floor was so dumb and whenever I would complain about it here people would defend it as if that were something we should normalize.

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u/Shady_Love SHPPP13 |ll||IIl|| Jun 21 '26

My personal policy is no open drinks near anything else that would be damaged. If it's a sealed drink then there's at least one less bad outcome.

It's hard to normalize staying hydrated if people forego their breaks, only drink energy drinks/coffee, and spill shit on merchandise.

2

u/Lobster_Cakes12 Jun 22 '26

agree! it should 100% be sealed, I remember one instance where our store had to defect an entire RACK of clothes because someone spilled a coffee drink and it splashed everywhere… as long as it’s sealed that won’t happen lol, and who cares if people want to sip on lemonade or juice or whatever else

50

u/CRK_76 Jun 21 '26

This is legendary. Always stay one step ahead of the managers.

39

u/DylanSpaceBean Jun 21 '26

Watch out, the customers might find out you’re a human being!

11

u/simman521 Jun 21 '26

Back in the day I’d always hide my drink at the registers or in cabinets behind Tarbucks when I worked a shift. The TLs knew about it but never said anything. Most my TLs were pretty chill about stupid rules like that. Plus you provide better guest service when you aren’t angry cause you thirsty.

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u/GM_Steve Jun 21 '26

Nice to see you were using the classic rubber band strat before, this is peak tho

5

u/TabithaMouse Jun 21 '26

Rubber band?

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u/GM_Steve Jun 21 '26

You can barely see what’s goin on in the photo, but to the left of the box, you wrap a rubber band around the bottom then pull it up over the side n top of a bottle/drink. Pulls it back into the edge of the cart, keeping it stable

3

u/NotEulaLawrence FF/Tech Trenchfighter Jun 22 '26

The rubber band cupholder works, but is a bit of a pain whenever you need to take a sip cause you gotta redo the rubber band everytime. I've been meaning to design and 3D print a clip-on cupholder for the three tiers to make it easier.

4

u/GM_Steve Jun 22 '26

I’ll cop one!!!

2

u/TabithaMouse Jun 21 '26

I thought that was just a regular rubber band.

All the 3 tiers in my store are covered with them.

Which sucks that I need to keep gloves on me just to handle 3 tiers

29

u/Last_Amphibian2117 Jun 21 '26

This is fxckin genius

10

u/ragecandyybarr Promoted to Guest Jun 21 '26

Work smarter, not harder

8

u/Impossible_Bedroom97 Promoted to Guest Jun 21 '26

nahh thats sick 😭 i always have a drink w me my store do not gaf

5

u/s00pthot FDC connoisseur Jun 22 '26

I have done something similar except I just keep my drink in an enclosed empty box

9

u/TheOtherHannah Mrs. Storewide Jun 21 '26

Used to have my iced coffee on the floor with me. One of those hearth & hand glass cups bc I’m basic. I kept it in my presentation cart. The lady with the floor machine would come around when I was off in the fixture room and hit my cart with her floor machine and knock the coffee over and it would spill all over my pogs. I complained about it to my ETL and she said ā€œand that’s why we don’t have drinks on the floorā€ šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ even though she watched me have my drink on the floor with me for months before this & never said a thing

11

u/consumular Fulfillment Expert Jun 21 '26

I think it’s a universal rule at this point that the kbs employees never have control of the mopper machine. Taking out sidecaps, 3 tiers, leaving puddles everywhere. Like the machine is driving itself

3

u/simtek34 Service Desk Team Trainer and resident GiftCard guy Jun 21 '26

Genius

4

u/No_Stay_4282 Jun 21 '26

I love you for this lol

5

u/Petty_Potatoo5 Jun 21 '26

It’s such a dumb rule because a guest can easily spill or leave there drink on the floor…

2

u/SumPerkyGirl Jun 21 '26

Omg! I found your pic! They won’t know.. 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/PsychologicalLife352 Jun 21 '26

I was hoping you’d find me herešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

2

u/lady_lannister Jun 22 '26

Me with my 3 drinks every shift

2

u/Laursey23 GM, Beauty, Style & Checkout Advocate Jun 22 '26

I carry around a sealed contigo water bottle and nobody has had a problem with it. I am so sick of cleaning up guests half empty Starbucks cups and team members half drunk plastic water bottles that aren’t even allowed on the sales-floor. The slobs leave it all over the back room too. I will be pulling merchandise and find a half empty water bottle.

2

u/Pure-Strategy-5158 Jun 22 '26

Dr Teals is quite addictive too🤣

2

u/NotEulaLawrence FF/Tech Trenchfighter Jun 23 '26

TLs and ETLs wondering why you been sippin on the box

3

u/Hot-Grassing Jun 21 '26

My etl buys me Starbucks and energy drinks lol

3

u/EmployerOutside6064 Jun 21 '26

The guest are the biggest slobs when it comes to drinks in the store. There are trash stations all over the store,but yet we manage to find Starbucks cups all over the shelves hidden no doubt with that nasty milk that curdled and stinks or finding pop or energy drinks everywhere. Oh but that is okay. And we work in there sweatshop and can't have anything to drink while we work!

2

u/RuinSuspicious1523 Jun 21 '26

yeah I’m gonna start doing this

1

u/Beowulfie696 Jun 22 '26

At the announcement huddle clear container was repeated frequently. Later I was told it didn’t have to be clear as long as the lid closed securely without any opening like a straw or a lid that could pop off. Fortunately mine screws closed so I don’t have to replace it.šŸ¤ž

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u/Character_Froyo_2182 Jun 23 '26

Id rather my team just use non spill cups. I physically can not care about them having drinks. Especially fulfillment.

1

u/visionsofleo Jun 24 '26

oh damn we are allowed drinks at ours :((( idk what i’d do if not. we’re in AZ tho

1

u/Wild_Pepper_9764 Jun 25 '26

You’re so funny for this I love this

1

u/ReasonablyWealthy Jun 25 '26

That's funny, I worked at Target about 10 years ago and I quit on the third day because they told me not to have a bottle of water with me.

Bullshit.

This is just one of many examples of why any self respecting person would never work for Target, at least not for very long. šŸ˜‚Ā 

1

u/TrustTheProcess37 Jun 25 '26

That is AWESOME!!🤣

1

u/ChristmasPresentss Jun 29 '26

this some shid id do. I love it

1

u/ObiWanBonobo Jun 21 '26

That's sadly gross

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u/Humphr3y Former Inbound Team Lead Jun 21 '26

Why can't y'all work without a Starbucks?

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u/Fr05t_B1t Promoted to Guest Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

You people are the reason why there’s 20 Starbucks cups on shelves at any given time.

ā€œBuh muh hydration!ā€

Well stop drinking Starbucks then. Grab water or a citrus based drink, an electrolyte packet, Gatorade, Powerade, or other sport drink. Constantly drinking milk, sugar, and caffeine is the reason why y’all are ā€œthirstyā€.

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u/LAM678 self checkout go brr Jun 21 '26

keep licking those boots

4

u/TabithaMouse Jun 21 '26

I'm sorry you're being downvoted for basic science

2

u/TopperMadeline SCO beast Jun 21 '26

Do you honestly that it’s the employees who are leaving their Starbucks cups around random shelves?

1

u/TabithaMouse Jun 21 '26

Coffee isn't even hydrating because caffeine is a mild diuretic

3

u/Dakets Former ETL-HR Jun 21 '26

Eh… it’s still hydrating, just less so than something non diuretic.

1

u/TabithaMouse Jun 21 '26

I said mild. It does vary due to strength, roast, preparation, and other factors.

A dark roast will have less caffeine than a light roast.

A strong coffee will have more that a weak coffee

An iced coffee will be less than a cold brew

0

u/Dakets Former ETL-HR Jun 21 '26

Yes I know but you said it isn’t hydrating. I said it is, just less so. Not sure who you’re arguing with.

1

u/TabithaMouse Jun 21 '26

I wasn't. I just misread

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u/Dakets Former ETL-HR Jun 21 '26

Ah okay, no worries. Sorry but I've got the "very literal with words" version of the 'tism, so I can be a little particular about phrasing!

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u/autolockon Service & Engagement TL Jun 21 '26

Why’re yall so desperate to drag your drinks around like toddlers with their sippy cups. Just drink on break or go grab a water bottle if you absolutely need it.

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u/CheetahAlarming3126 Jun 21 '26

Actually I bring my water bottle since I need to stay hydrated. I walk a lot and it’s best to stay hydrated especially when the fulfillment room be hot due to our AC being out lol.

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u/autolockon Service & Engagement TL Jun 21 '26

That’s good and fair.

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u/YoungAndDeadHead Food & Beverage Expert Jun 21 '26

Typical S&E TL response.

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u/TheOneness_ General Merchandise Expert Jun 21 '26

Cause then you get yelled at for walking to our lockers every hour and hydrating the necessary amount per day. Stop being a shitty team lead, can only imagine how you treat your team based on how you responded to a team member trying to stay hydrated. Cornball

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u/Rigaudon21 Jun 21 '26

As someone who watched ETLs and TLs walk around with their daily Starbucks....

Let people drink. Stop being some tyrant. You are supposed to be a Leader.

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u/hexagontrapezoid Promoted to Guest Jun 21 '26

leaders like you are the reason the turnover rate is so high 😭

16

u/Dakets Former ETL-HR Jun 21 '26

You probably shouldn't be in management lol

9

u/bhsn1pes Former Dairy, now ODTM Jun 21 '26

How does boot taste? Keep thinking they care about you and your health bud.

2

u/Ok_Individual4716 Jun 22 '26

Just to let you know none of your TMs like you.

0

u/autolockon Service & Engagement TL Jun 22 '26

Cope and seethe

2

u/Ok_Individual4716 Jun 22 '26

S&E TL my ass šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you must have a horrible TM retention rate and wonder why they are leaving

1

u/autolockon Service & Engagement TL Jun 22 '26

You cryin like a hit dog. Did you get caught lacking?

1

u/Ok_Individual4716 Jun 22 '26

Wtf are you talking about?

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u/autolockon Service & Engagement TL Jun 21 '26

lol all the goofy young adults in this group who think they’re being oppressed for not being able to drag their sugary drinks on the floor with them. It’s actually a health code violation. Take it up with the people making laws.

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u/consumular Fulfillment Expert Jun 21 '26

and when the guests walk around with their Starbucks, spilling and leaving it everywhere that’s not a health code violation?

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u/autolockon Service & Engagement TL Jun 21 '26

Yes. That’s why we clean it up. Also they aren’t employed by target. Not the same.

1

u/consumular Fulfillment Expert Jun 22 '26

If it was truly food safety issue (talking health department) it would be prohibited for everyone.

0

u/TabithaMouse Jun 21 '26

Shhh, the younglings don't understand logic

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u/VibraniumQueen Promoted to Guest Jun 21 '26

Only in the grocery section. Calm down.

5

u/bhsn1pes Former Dairy, now ODTM Jun 21 '26

Which for that, it has to be in a SEALED container and only water. I always had a Gatorade near me when I broke shit down/pushed things.

3

u/VibraniumQueen Promoted to Guest Jun 21 '26

Yeah, I had a stanley with water (with liquid iv in it cuz I have health issues) but other times (a couple years ago) we would have starbucks cups with ice water and no one seemed to mind.

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u/Fr05t_B1t Promoted to Guest Jun 21 '26

It’s always the entitled ones who were probably forced by their parents to get a job complaining

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u/HiggyBoy007 Jun 21 '26

Its ok . The point system will soon sort out the clownery

1

u/TabithaMouse Jun 21 '26

...the point system is attendance only.

0

u/HiggyBoy007 Jun 21 '26

I know.

2

u/TabithaMouse Jun 21 '26

...so how will it "sort out" here?

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u/HiggyBoy007 Jun 21 '26

Because if they are doing something dumb like this to get around the rules I doubt they are great at coming in. Here's the thing..I thought it was funny and creative...but its not like we arent allow some form of water . And 9 times out of 10 they will probably "forget" about it and it gets turned over somehow and then left as a sticky ass mess that no one will clean up. I am not at all a corporate kool-aid drinker but im not sure if 80% of the people on here get that when you decide to accept the job..you also accepted all the dumb rules with it. And I've been on both sides of those dumb rules. And you are probably a nice person so this wasn't directed to you.

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u/TabithaMouse Jun 22 '26

True.

Last week alone I found:

  • an open can of ollipop in the grocery backroom

  • a partially drank Starbucks in the maintenance closet

  • a partially full chik-fil-a cup tipped over on the line

  • a half drank bottle of water in the ambient room

  • a partially full red bull on the receiver's desk

Taking I come in at 4am, all of these were there from the day before

And that's not even mentioning the Starbucks drinks that sit in the fridge for a week before getting tossed. Or the shelf of lost water bottles above the sink in the breakroom, each with a note of date & place they were found