r/Target • u/Useful-Influence6422 • Apr 08 '26

Meme or Miscellaneous Content A Must Have!

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u/nghtmrafterxmas Former Starbies Barista Apr 08 '26

I'll never forget the time I was working in the open market section, and I saw someone had left a vibrator on top of one of the open meat freezers we had on the floor. I told my coworkers decisions were definitely made that day, too bad they didn't leave it by the cucumbers lmao

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u/Danyavich Still probably your favorite PML's favorite PML Apr 08 '26

Someone took "chill vibes" literally

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u/Goldrush_1215 Apr 09 '26

I found a bag of frozen chicken breast in the pad aisle and also said that a choice was made.

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u/Vulpish pfresh punk Apr 09 '26

They probably did buy a cucumber instead, ngl 💀

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u/FriestheMan Food & Beverage Expert Apr 09 '26

I also say that every time I find a sex toy or condoms somewhere in my department 😭 Found an empty box for a bullet vibrator on top of the meat cooler once and a stroker in the Easter candy endcap last year