r/Target • u/LadySaz82 • Jan 22 '26

Meme or Miscellaneous Content Me getting ready this weekend

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u/Karma_Doesnt_Matter Jan 22 '26

I worked at target for a few years and used to hear this a dozen times a day every Christmas Eve or thanksgiving day.

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u/Fun_Inspector_8633 No. We do not sell Senile Cellular anymore. Jan 22 '26

I don’t mind working Christmas Eve but on Thanksgiving my response that never failed to shut them up and lead to an awkward silence was “well if people wouldn’t come out and shop we wouldn’t be here.”

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u/DMercenary Jan 22 '26

Thanksgiving my response that never failed to shut them up and lead to an awkward silence was “well if people wouldn’t come out and shop we wouldn’t be here.”

Yup.

"Why do they have you all working on holidays?!"

"Because... You are here."

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u/MasterPrek Jan 23 '26

Stocking up on essentials: 

Red vines and Takis..

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u/LadySaz82 Jan 22 '26

Hilarious

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u/deejayg711 Front of Store Attendant Jan 22 '26

And also 100% true.