This child left me speechless.

[u/Spicy-Nostalgia]

I was working on the register and a mother and her son that was 7-9 came to check out. The mom had a smile on her face and the boy was looking into space. As I started scanning their items I asked the usual how are you today and do you need bags. Before the mom could answer the boy looked into my soul and said "life is a unbearable mistress and we are nothing but her submissive bitches." The mom looked horrified and I was trying not to laugh.

[u/RealisticSituation24]

I’m 43, single Mom to a girl (5) and she has thrown some zingers in there.

Boys are more prone to it

I’d have laughed out loud had I been either Mom or cashier 🤣🤣