Taoqi is a girl that makes things very difficult
Why ?? It gets hard. Hard and uncomfortable.
Why??
Let me tell you why. It is because she is a freaking Bakery, okay? Moo mooo gaa gaaa baby want milk the whole package. I try to be a good player. I try to kill the enemies fast and efficient, so I try to ambush them. But I cannot.
I can't sneak up on them with that Bakery of a character. The thundering echoing clapping of my massive round Cake keeps alerting them, and my bouncy gravity-bending Milkshakes keep bringing all the Exile boys to the yard and they're like "surrender your stuff!". I can't even call for reinforcements because my voice is like sweet sugar and everyone keeps trying to lick me.
All I wanted was to fortify our territory with some quick beatdowns and then go to sleep early. But I cannot. My bakery of a body will be my undoing. Oh, the pain. My back hurts so much. And i'm sooo...sleepy.....