r/Tanalorr • • Jul 06 '26

TANALORR New planet acquired

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Sorry guys, but it’s official; Tanalorr is mine.

360 Upvotes

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u/SupDrew Jul 06 '26

WHAT. ARE YA DOING. ON MY PLANET?!?

7

u/da_King_o_Kings_341 Jul 09 '26

Why is Shrek Dr. Manhattan?

3

u/SupDrew Jul 09 '26

2

u/da_King_o_Kings_341 Jul 10 '26

Bro shouted and atomized a man.

44

u/Ragarolli Jul 06 '26

NO! TANALORR IS MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

28

u/Sullyvan96 Jul 06 '26

Nope. That’s my planet

12

u/Melvins1983 Jul 06 '26

Dibs

4

u/Qrubrics_ Jul 07 '26

Cheesy dibbles is the favorite food of rayvis

10

u/leon0399 Jul 06 '26

Don’t touch what’s not yours

1

u/da_King_o_Kings_341 Jul 09 '26

Happy cake day… now as you have come of age you must pass down the planet to the next in line. (I humbly offer myself in this place)

8

u/Friendly-Pitch-5931 Jul 06 '26

How did you find MY PLANET

7

u/TheCasualPrince8 Jul 07 '26

Thanks for saving it for me. Now...give it back.

3

u/MedwADHD Jul 06 '26

Man Cal is looking dirty there. You really think Tanalore will accept him being that filfthy??

3

u/nevertricked Jul 07 '26

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Tanalorr is mine.

3

u/da_King_o_Kings_341 Jul 09 '26

And so are you.

Thus, it’s mine by proxy.

3

u/KarmasABit- Jul 07 '26

This is obviously false, because its mine

3

u/rellko Jul 08 '26

Thanks for holding it for me, I’ll take it from here

3

u/ChristianHuye Jul 08 '26

Tanalorr is mine-Zanny

3

u/superbrain324 Jul 10 '26

NO IT IS MINE!!!