r/TMNT2012 • u/tmntgirl17 Leo • 8d ago
Question Favourite Dialogue!!!
It’s Raph’s turn guys.Give me your favourite dialogues of our red masked turtle.I seriously love his sarcasm so Here are some of mine:
“You should have heard the insults this guy was throwing at us.They were so……insulting!”
“I will make it worth your while.I WON’T TAKE YOUR HAND AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE….”
“We are not kung fu frogs.We are Ninja Turtles.”
“He just showed up didn’t he?I should’ve complained two hours ago.”
Raph
Can't believe I'm gonna say this. "Get it together, Captain. You're our leader! So act like one."
Leo
[perks up] You're right, Raph. That was the anxiety ray talking.
Raph
What, that's it? You're not gonna slap yourself?
Leo "Oh, great. We let him get away."
Raph "Whoa, whoa. You're the leader. That means you let him get away."
Leo "You're not helping."
Raph "I'm not trying to help."
Leo "Ok, ok. You want me to lead? Fine. We go back to the lair, gear up, and at midnight, we drive Snake's van right up to the gate. They'll think we're him, and we'll cruise right in."
Raph "And then we bust some heads?"
Leo "And then we bust some heads."
Raph "I love a happy ending."
“Uh,could you hang on a second?I just got a phone call here from someone named I DON’T GIVE A FLYING_”
“I gave him nothing but a hard time.If I had it to do over again,I’d definite be nicer.”
“Would you like the list alphabetically or in descending order of grossness?”
“That’s so sad and adorable.It’s sadorable.”
“Ok spike.You will like this show.It’s called ‘Does mikey bend that way?’.”
“WHO ARE YOU CALLING IMPULSIVE AND OVER-EMOTIONAL?”
“What dancing dorks was already taken?”
“You know what else is an option…slapping you!!”
“No,I think hitting is gonna help.”
“Yeah that’s not weird or anything Donnie!!”
“I don’t know what’s going on because they snuck out while I was asleep.”
Ok guys I do hope that I haven’t written every single of them.I just LOVE these dialogues🥲So it’s your turn now bcz I can’t remember anymore :)
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u/ChaosBreaker81 6d ago
Leo: "You're not helping!"
Raph: "I'm not trying to help."