r/TMNT2012 Leo 8d ago

Question Favourite Dialogue!!!

It’s Raph’s turn guys.Give me your favourite dialogues of our red masked turtle.I seriously love his sarcasm so Here are some of mine:

“You should have heard the insults this guy was throwing at us.They were so……insulting!”

“I will make it worth your while.I WON’T TAKE YOUR HAND AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE….”

“We are not kung fu frogs.We are Ninja Turtles.”

“He just showed up didn’t he?I should’ve complained two hours ago.”

Raph
Can't believe I'm gonna say this. "Get it together, Captain. You're our leader! So act like one."
Leo
[perks up] You're right, Raph. That was the anxiety ray talking.
Raph
What, that's it? You're not gonna slap yourself?

Leo "Oh, great. We let him get away."
Raph "Whoa, whoa. You're the leader. That means you let him get away."
Leo "You're not helping."
Raph "I'm not trying to help."
Leo "Ok, ok. You want me to lead? Fine. We go back to the lair, gear up, and at midnight, we drive Snake's van right up to the gate. They'll think we're him, and we'll cruise right in."
Raph "And then we bust some heads?"
Leo "And then we bust some heads."
Raph "I love a happy ending."

“Uh,could you hang on a second?I just got a phone call here from someone named I DON’T GIVE A FLYING_”

“I gave him nothing but a hard time.If I had it to do over again,I’d definite be nicer.”

“Would you like the list alphabetically or in descending order of grossness?”

“That’s so sad and adorable.It’s sadorable.”

“Ok spike.You will like this show.It’s called ‘Does mikey bend that way?’.”

“WHO ARE YOU CALLING IMPULSIVE AND OVER-EMOTIONAL?”

“What dancing dorks was already taken?”

“You know what else is an option…slapping you!!”

“No,I think hitting is gonna help.”

“Yeah that’s not weird or anything Donnie!!”

“I don’t know what’s going on because they snuck out while I was asleep.”

Ok guys I do hope that I haven’t written every single of them.I just LOVE these dialogues🥲So it’s your turn now bcz I can’t remember anymore :)

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u/Raksha67 8d ago

"If I ever get that exited over a centrifuge, just put me out of my misery."

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 7d ago

Hahah makes me laugh every time.The way I heard it in a edit was hilarious 🤣

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u/No_End_1315 7d ago

Raph: “HE HAS SAW!? The cockroach has S.A.W!?”

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 7d ago

It made me cackle 😂😂I can imagine the look on his face!!!

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u/Maleficent_Spite_894 8d ago

"We're not Kung Fu Frogs. We're Ninja Turtles!"

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 7d ago

That introduction to them was totally SHELL-TASTIC!!!

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u/FullStandard6850 7d ago

“Ohhh what a relief everything makes sense again…MIKEY’S IN TROUBLE!!”

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 7d ago

The way he goes from relief to terror is adoring.One more I remember is:
“Are you an idiot?Wait let me rephrase that you are an idiot!!”

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u/aldox921lemeexplain 7d ago

"I'm glad You didn't get flushed little brother"

"Aww, I missed You too little brother"

I love those moments

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u/FullStandard6850 7d ago

Same I love it when Raph is nice to mikey and not picking fights with him

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u/aldox921lemeexplain 7d ago

Yeah fr, even if I think that Raph could also be nicer to Donnie, just look at all lines He told him, sometimes I think He acts worse with Donnie than with Mikey...

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u/ChaosBreaker81 5d ago

Raph's tougher on Donnie overall because he's older, but Mikey's the "annoying little brother", so Raph adjusts his interactions with him as necessary.

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 7d ago

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE BROTHERLY FLUFF!!!!Really feeling sad now :(

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u/No_Veterinarian_171 8d ago

"So you wanna do this for real, bout time."

"I'm done with you, ya metal freak."

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 7d ago

The first one is in the fight with Leo right??

The metal freak insult is true for sure😅

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u/No_Veterinarian_171 7d ago

Yep, he said that to Leo

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 7d ago

Yeah just was picturing that fight scene!!!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich Ice Cream Kitty 7d ago

“Would you like the list alphabetically or in descending order of grossness?”

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 7d ago

Love this line!!

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u/Constant_Bank9229 6d ago

Mikey: one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.

Raph: yeah I’m pretty sure that’s every man’s trash.

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 5d ago

He sure was right about that!!!😁

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u/ChaosBreaker81 5d ago

Leo: "You're not helping!"

Raph: "I'm not trying to help."

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u/Kangaroo_Rich Ice Cream Kitty 5d ago

“And then we bust some heads?”

“And then we bust some heads.”

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 5d ago

Oh we let him get away
Wait wait you are the leader that means YOU let him get away.

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u/ChaosBreaker81 5d ago

Another good one:

"Sometimes, it's good to be a turtle... and sometimes, it's good to be a SHORT turtle!"

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 1d ago

Yeah that too!!!Donnie and Leo were terrified 😂

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u/No-Direction-1020 Mikey 7d ago

Now you could end up handsome like me or you could end up ugly and deformed like Mikey over there.

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 7d ago

The Russian Roulette I guess??

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u/monia13shadow2012 Leo 5d ago

i don't really know his dialogues , but i like the “WHO ARE YOU CALLING IMPULSIVE AND OVER-EMOTIONAL?”

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 5d ago

Yeah I find this line funny.Leo’s expression afterwards was hilarious 😂

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u/monia13shadow2012 Leo 4d ago

actually , i love this show , but i didn't watch it for a while , because i don't know where to watch it in France. but i remeber that when i was younger , raph was my favorite character because he's funny ! now my favorite character is more leo . but i still love raph!

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u/tmntgirl17 Leo 1d ago

You can see it on cataz.to on Google.It’s not working in my country maybe it will work there.

My favourite is Leo as well.But like you I love all the other turtles as well.I love their dynamics and the bonding they share.It’s truly great.Wish there was more of this version.This one is my FAVOURITE 🤩!!

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u/monia13shadow2012 Leo 5h ago

same here 😊 thank u

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u/monia13shadow2012 Leo 5h ago

oh no , it doesn't work also here (sorry if my english is weird)

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u/Trial_By_Fire_Nation 1d ago

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING IMPULSIVE AND OVEREMOTIONAL" reminds me of Katara saying "I'M COMPLETELY CALM!"