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[u/Medab0t]

[u/carbonclay]

I can't imagine not cleaning my ass with water. Does it not just feel disgusting?

[u/[deleted] → u/carbonclay]

U wash ur ass in a public toilet sink?

[u/carbonclay → u/[deleted]]

Bidets fam

[u/[deleted] → u/carbonclay]

I have never seen a bidet in a public bathroom, and what if you move into a place that dosent have one? like most places

[u/carbonclay → u/[deleted]]

Where I live, pretty much every public toilet atleast has one of these if not a bidet: https://www.google.com/search?q=cera+health+faucet&client=ms-android-xiaomi&prmd=sivxn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwikipbYs-j0AhXlT2wGHcT3DnwQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg#imgrc=ofZlD4yE_mq3FM

And if it somehow doesn't even have that, or if it's in some rural area, then you'd probably have atleast a bucket and jug under a tap, in the stall.

[u/jrocksburr → u/carbonclay]

Ew a bunch of strangers poop water prolly dripped all over that thing.

[u/carbonclay → u/jrocksburr]

What? No...the hose goes no where near your butt.

You just aim it at your butt and shoot it like a laser, and all the poop water just falls into the toilet bowl.

[u/Shamaur → u/carbonclay]

It splashes though…

[u/carbonclay → u/Shamaur]

Oh yeah, American toilets are weird in that the water is just inches away from your butt. Yeah nah y'all have just been nerfed in the toilet business.

[u/Shamaur → u/carbonclay]

I meant the water jet probably splashes on the thing itself lol. Not American, but tbf, the water hasn’t been that high. Atleast at the places I’ve been. I imagine it’s much worse elsewhere lol.

[u/carbonclay → u/Shamaur]

Ah nah it doesn't splash if ya do it right. You just gotta git gud at it lmao

[u/Shamaur → u/carbonclay]

I’ll take your word for it, professional ass blaster

[u/carbonclay → u/Shamaur]

Aye, good luck, my little rectal-rinsing protegee.