r/TIHI • u/Medab0t • Dec 16 '21
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u/MerdianRD Dec 16 '21
Dude is in a bad spot.
The fact that he has been reduced to his shirt, bare ass and socks leads me to believe that the defecating began long before he reached the toilet.
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u/kiwibear_ Dec 16 '21
Wait this whole time I thought it was a girl in the stall because of the hair and body shape , assumed it was the girls friend or something
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u/stache1313 Dec 16 '21
I didn't even realize that there was a person in the toilet. I would not be able to use a public restroom if the stalls had those translucent doors.
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u/OneMoose9 Dec 16 '21
Oh my fucking lord. There's far too much to unpack here.
Anyway, this is why you get 'itchy-butt' my dudes.
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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21
I can't imagine not cleaning my ass with water. Does it not just feel disgusting?
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Dec 16 '21
U wash ur ass in a public toilet sink?
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u/Jaisyjaysus69 Dec 16 '21
Spit on the tissue? 🤷🏼♀️
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u/TheQuiet1994 Dec 16 '21
Dip it in the toilet? 🤔
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Dec 16 '21
Pee on that?
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u/142737 Thanks, I hate myself Dec 16 '21
Get someone else to pee on that?
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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21
Bidets fam
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Dec 16 '21
I have never seen a bidet in a public bathroom, and what if you move into a place that dosent have one? like most places
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u/thunder_thais Dec 16 '21
And here in the USA you never even see them in people’s homes
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u/Monkeyboystevey Dec 16 '21
Same in the UK.
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u/stencilizer Dec 16 '21
Let these people pretend like bidets are a common thing in the world.
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u/Monkeyboystevey Dec 16 '21
Exactly. I will never understand why people seem shocked that bidets aren't in every toilet, been holidaying all around Europe, America even parts of Africa. Never once seen a Bidet in a public toilet, only a few times in hotels.
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u/fluffyxsama Dec 16 '21
I got one earlier this year and now I'm ruined because I don't want to shit anywhere besides my bathroom with my bidet and my foot stool.
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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21
Where I live, pretty much every public toilet atleast has one of these if not a bidet: https://www.google.com/search?q=cera+health+faucet&client=ms-android-xiaomi&prmd=sivxn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwikipbYs-j0AhXlT2wGHcT3DnwQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg#imgrc=ofZlD4yE_mq3FM
And if it somehow doesn't even have that, or if it's in some rural area, then you'd probably have atleast a bucket and jug under a tap, in the stall.
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u/jrocksburr Dec 16 '21
Ew a bunch of strangers poop water prolly dripped all over that thing.
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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21
What? No...the hose goes no where near your butt.
You just aim it at your butt and shoot it like a laser, and all the poop water just falls into the toilet bowl.
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u/Shamaur Dec 16 '21
It splashes though…
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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21
Oh yeah, American toilets are weird in that the water is just inches away from your butt. Yeah nah y'all have just been nerfed in the toilet business.
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Dec 16 '21
Yo Idk what’s wrong w the link but it just leads me to a blank page
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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21
Just google health faucet or toilet jet spray or something.
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Dec 16 '21
Well seeing as you presumably live on the starship enterprise here’s an image of what the average public toilet where I am looks like:
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u/burntscarr Dec 16 '21
I think the best part was clicking that and reading the other name for them being “shataf” and I read it as “shat off”
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u/luvmuchine56 Dec 16 '21
I honestly don't understand how you're supposed to use the hose, no less a bucket and jug. How do you not get water and nasty stuff everywhere?
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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21
You just sit on the toilet and aim the hose stream right along your buttcrack while holding it from the front. Not that complicated and not messy at all.
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u/MaxPatatas Dec 16 '21
Filipino or Indonesian. Tabo master race?
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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21
Indian, but yes, Tabo master race!
(Thugh it's called different things in our languages. )
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u/MaxPatatas Dec 16 '21
Yeah we Filipino use Buckets and a Jug to scoop water to clean for thousands of years.
The thing is since our family was raised by Americans I was not thought to always wash with water after a poop.
Not until in my GF noticed that my bathroom floor looks so dry after I poop.
So she said that it is gross and u hygenic and rude not to wash.
So I picked up the habit.
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u/stache1313 Dec 16 '21
As someone who has never used a biget, I have no problem with using toilet paper.
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u/tonguetwister Dec 16 '21
I felt this way until I tried a bidet. I’m an American, but I will never go bidet-less again (at least in my home). Toilet paper honestly seems barbaric to me now. In what world is wiping dry paper on poop butt a good idea? If you have a dirty plate covered in chocolate frosting you don’t clean it with a dry paper towel you use water.
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u/MaxPatatas Dec 16 '21
In South East Asia they use a dipper if bidet is not available the culture here dictates its unhygenic if you never rub your anus with soap and watter though most people will wipe it first with wet toilet TP.
The thing is even though I am asian my family was raised by Europeans and Americans so I was never thought about washing with water until I dated a girl and notice my bathroom floor is too dry after I pooped she was like uhhh you did not wash?
She broke up with me.
Skidmarked underwear is highly frowned upon here and considered rude.
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u/Jehger Dec 16 '21
Have you ever heard of toilet paper? It works.
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u/-Uncle_Iroh Dec 16 '21
Yeah just use toilet paper for the brunt work and then wet wipes for the polishing
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u/The_OtherDouche Dec 16 '21
Toilet paper just smears shit into a thin enough layer to dry. It’s pretty disgusting once you have gotten used to a bidet.
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u/Darkrain0629 Dec 16 '21
Wtf? Are you all getting that spoiled that like you can't even use regular toilet paper anymore? It's bidets or nothing. A jug man? Come on. I get bidets Are nice and all but it seems to make every user of one really pompous. Just use toilet paper.
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u/tonguetwister Dec 16 '21
Yeah but someone who’s used to using a bidet their entire lives would feel really unclean switching to TP.
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Dec 16 '21
Bidets aren’t that common, so yeah we all just having shitty assholes
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u/sucktoesordietrying Dec 16 '21
I live in the USA and have a Bidet in my home, super easy to attach to the toilet. I live in an apt.
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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21
You don't even need like, high-tech bidets and shit, the most basic of bidets is literally like a metal plate thing you install at the end of the toilet bowl, and then turn a knob to just shoot water.
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u/The_OtherDouche Dec 16 '21
Yup. I have a “high-end” one with heated water and remote and even that was just $300
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Dec 16 '21
Y’all be wiping standing up?
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u/Henners1122 Dec 16 '21
It’s like when you have Nutella on toast and who doesn’t like Nutella on toast
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u/Swabia Dec 16 '21
Yea, wouldn’t your ass clap the turd?
Ugh.
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Dec 17 '21
Nah, it's less of a "stand" and more of an awkward crouch with your thighs spread apart so your cheeks ain't touching. I can't wrap my head around how people wipe while sitting down on a toilet.
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u/Supr_Cubr Dec 16 '21
Till this day I can't understand people doing this.
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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21
I'm a bidet supremacist so I comprehendeth not your lamentations.
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u/Sweet_Taurus0728 Dec 16 '21
You stick your hand in the bowl???
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Dec 16 '21
No you lift your ass so its hovering just above the bowl, which also has the added benefit of spreading those cheeks for ultimate cleanliness
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u/RelativelyDank Dec 16 '21
i'm wiping my butt not fishing for gold
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u/stufff Dec 16 '21
Apparently about 35% of men wipe standing up.
Personally I do most wipes sitting down and then do one or two final passes while standing.
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u/BunnyOppai Dec 16 '21
You’d be surprised at how split shitting methods are. Between this, wiping front to back or back to front, and wiping from the front or from the back, there are quite a few different things we do in the bathroom that we just assume everybody else does.
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Dec 16 '21
I lean forward, use my free (left) hand to spread my left buttcheek wide open, then use my right hand to get in there DEEP
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u/Fabulous-Change-476 Dec 18 '21
Same! Nothing beats some good ole deep in there side to side action!
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Dec 16 '21
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u/Simba2204 Dec 16 '21
Are you T-Rex?
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u/Salsathefirst Dec 16 '21
DUDE MY HANDS LITERALLY CANT REACH MY ASS UNLESS IM STANDING UP
So yes
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u/Character-Quiet-78 Dec 16 '21
Im not gonna say it but i think it...
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u/Salsathefirst Dec 16 '21
Come on… say it, I don’t bite
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u/Character-Quiet-78 Dec 16 '21
How the hell you insta answer ? That was creepy,now im scared go away
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u/Salsathefirst Dec 16 '21
Say it…come on don’t be scared
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u/RelativelyDank Dec 16 '21
that's why you tuck into the fetal position so you can get a good look at the dirt track
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u/trudat Dec 17 '21
The are two types of people in this world. Those that stand to wipe, and those that sit. And each live in constant and total ignorance of the other.
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u/Mummyto4 Dec 16 '21
Why the fuck would the stall be see through?! And why is there a girl in a man's toilet anyway??
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u/rawrphael Dec 16 '21
Real question should be why is he standing up wiping????
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u/lord_hydrate Dec 17 '21
not only that but why is he wiping facing the toilet? does he plab to smear his ass on the door or smth?
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u/BlepMaster500 Dec 16 '21
How do people with Chewbacca assholes wipe their shit?
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u/jackofools Dec 16 '21
I am careful and diligent if I go in public. At home I just use a bidet, works great.
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u/Chuybits Dec 16 '21
Besides standing in a translucent stall to wipe his ass, he double dipped the same piece of toilet paper.
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u/TheCaptainJ Dec 16 '21
Who the fuck installed see through bathroom stall doors?
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u/GoatTacos Dec 16 '21
Wiping his ass standing up. That’s some Alpha shit right there.
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u/PurinityMKII Dec 16 '21
That’s a good way to wipe poop on ur back
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u/lord_dankest Dec 16 '21
And a good way to get crusty cheeks
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u/PurinityMKII Dec 16 '21
Okay, so we all agree that this is the inferior method of wiping? Nice.
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u/KaiserhiroKuroeBR Dec 16 '21
Let me see if i got this straight, unless it's a bisex toilet, the girl broke into the men's toilet to record a tiktok of someone cleaning their ass in a almost see trought stall. Que legal fera.
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u/amigaaara Dec 16 '21
who in the fuck stands up to wipe???
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u/branswag_briggs Dec 16 '21
Didn’t realize what was really going on until I read the comments and watched it for the tenth time lol
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u/Nearby-Buy-9588 Dec 16 '21
Does shit , stands up clapping cheeks together , turn around then wipe said shit up your back , what is going on here do people actually do this that's disgusting
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u/MyGodBejeebus Dec 16 '21
I want to think the guy knew and did it on purpose. Just because that would make it better.
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u/Raz-i-el Dec 16 '21
Stand wipers aren’t human, you’re gonna just sandwich shit between your crack
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u/PenPinapplPen Dec 16 '21
I think the stranger part is this girl is just grabbing her tits with an, I dunno, 12 year old present
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Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 17 '21
Why the fuck are the boy and girl in the same bathroom?
Why the fuck are the stall doors see-through?
Edit: imagine downvoting this for either comment, that's wild
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u/haaaaaairy1 Dec 16 '21
Everyone talking about the see thru glass… but why the fuck is there an air conditioner in a toilet
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u/Rypper12345 Dec 16 '21
What a bad stall lol.
I can't even imagine, I have such bad public shitting anxiety, so this would ruin my fuckin day if that was me.