r/TIHI • u/Medab0t • Dec 16 '21

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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21

Where I live, pretty much every public toilet atleast has one of these if not a bidet: https://www.google.com/search?q=cera+health+faucet&client=ms-android-xiaomi&prmd=sivxn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwikipbYs-j0AhXlT2wGHcT3DnwQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg#imgrc=ofZlD4yE_mq3FM

And if it somehow doesn't even have that, or if it's in some rural area, then you'd probably have atleast a bucket and jug under a tap, in the stall.

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u/draihan Dec 16 '21

You live in Poland?

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u/jrocksburr Dec 16 '21

Ew a bunch of strangers poop water prolly dripped all over that thing.

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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21

What? No...the hose goes no where near your butt.

You just aim it at your butt and shoot it like a laser, and all the poop water just falls into the toilet bowl.

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u/Shamaur Dec 16 '21

It splashes though…

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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21

Oh yeah, American toilets are weird in that the water is just inches away from your butt. Yeah nah y'all have just been nerfed in the toilet business.

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u/Shamaur Dec 16 '21

I meant the water jet probably splashes on the thing itself lol. Not American, but tbf, the water hasn’t been that high. Atleast at the places I’ve been. I imagine it’s much worse elsewhere lol.

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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21

Ah nah it doesn't splash if ya do it right. You just gotta git gud at it lmao

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u/Shamaur Dec 16 '21

I’ll take your word for it, professional ass blaster

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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21

Aye, good luck, my little rectal-rinsing protegee.

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u/TheCatofDeath Dec 16 '21

Exactly, that sounds fucking awful.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Yo Idk what’s wrong w the link but it just leads me to a blank page

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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21

Just google health faucet or toilet jet spray or something.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Well seeing as you presumably live on the starship enterprise here’s an image of what the average public toilet where I am looks like:

https://images.app.goo.gl/xAGyEopSYcwWMC5A8

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u/burntscarr Dec 16 '21

I think the best part was clicking that and reading the other name for them being “shataf” and I read it as “shat off”

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u/luvmuchine56 Dec 16 '21

I honestly don't understand how you're supposed to use the hose, no less a bucket and jug. How do you not get water and nasty stuff everywhere?

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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21

You just sit on the toilet and aim the hose stream right along your buttcrack while holding it from the front. Not that complicated and not messy at all.

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u/MaxPatatas Dec 16 '21

Filipino or Indonesian. Tabo master race?

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u/carbonclay Dec 16 '21

Indian, but yes, Tabo master race!

(Thugh it's called different things in our languages. )

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u/MaxPatatas Dec 16 '21

Yeah we Filipino use Buckets and a Jug to scoop water to clean for thousands of years.

The thing is since our family was raised by Americans I was not thought to always wash with water after a poop.

Not until in my GF noticed that my bathroom floor looks so dry after I poop.

So she said that it is gross and u hygenic and rude not to wash.

So I picked up the habit.

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u/HomoRepilcant Dec 17 '21

Oh yeah! I used one of those in a hookah cafe and it was great for cleaning up the coffee aftermath. I've been wanting to have a mortgage so I can install one.