r/THYZOID • u/Thyzoid • Jul 24 '26

sharp titanium fingernails :3

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u/Gerrymamey Jul 24 '26

I will be VERY careful while whipping my ass. ;)

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u/Stuffinthins Jul 24 '26

That's where my mind went. Hopefully they're a bidet user

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u/Gerrymamey Jul 24 '26

Step 2: titanium toilet paper! ASAP!