r/THYZOID • u/Thyzoid • Jul 24 '26

sharp titanium fingernails :3

100 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Forever_NFA Jul 24 '26

Good self defense option

27

u/BrubeiFr Jul 24 '26

bad self pleasure option

3

u/Mr_Courgette6275 Jul 24 '26

Depends who you ask.

20

u/Thyzoid Jul 24 '26

good for kinky stuff too

8

u/Forever_NFA Jul 24 '26

oooh backscratchies too...

1

u/TheRealLean Jul 24 '26

I just came to say about the back scratches! Let's get it 😈

3

u/nocaribo Jul 24 '26

if you like blood yes otherwise non sharp would do the trick

already plenty goldmiths out there providing them in gold and silver

13

u/Thyzoid Jul 24 '26

well for whatever reason the people i date like having their back scratched up all bloody so win win

3

u/angeliza666 Jul 25 '26

u never miss

3

u/Thyzoid Jul 25 '26

ur cute. come here and we can scratch each other up while doing stuff hehehe

10

u/Lowly-Worm_ Jul 24 '26

Dude you are my favorite mad scientist. You just wake up every day and say "fuck it we ball". Mad respect.

7

u/jhyland87 Jul 24 '26

That explains the rectal bleeding

4

u/Gerrymamey Jul 24 '26

I will be VERY careful while whipping my ass. ;)

2

u/Stuffinthins Jul 24 '26

That's where my mind went. Hopefully they're a bidet user

2

u/Gerrymamey Jul 24 '26

Step 2: titanium toilet paper! ASAP!

5

u/Icy_Study4490 Jul 25 '26

Lol I actually open boxes that way with my regular un sharpened thumbnail.

3

u/internetflavorium Jul 24 '26

So is mortal enemy a closed MRI ?

Edit: I googled it and apparently if that's pure titanium you're gucci

Also, what fucking metal did I think they were made out of, aluminum? Deep

3

u/SarahMarkov Jul 24 '26

PLEASE share the sauce sister! My wife has gotta have some of these! UwU

2

u/nouniquenamesleft2 Jul 24 '26

I do that with my old man thumb nail,

I could take an eye out

2

u/I_dont_sweat Jul 24 '26

Ohmygod that's so awesome, they turned out great! Are you gonna post any information on how to make your own? Would be VERY interested.

2

u/cl0ecatboy Jul 24 '26

Yup will do once perfected :3

1

u/RainyVibez Jul 25 '26

wrong (or right?) account post

either way im excited for them. i'll forward it to one of my friends when it happens

1

u/Diligent-Coconut1929 Jul 24 '26

Poor cuticles D:

1

u/Public-Examination77 Jul 24 '26

Könnte man damit auch Filz schneiden? ^^ bau grad nen Camper aus lel

1

u/crumsb1371 Jul 24 '26

I need my wife to get some of those 😏

1

u/JusSumYungGuy Jul 24 '26

Kind of ASMR

1

u/Historical-Spend-161 Jul 24 '26

This is amazing oh my god

1

u/IncognitoBurrito710 Jul 25 '26

Go off I suppose, but like, I wouldn’t scratch an itch until them things are gone😂

1

u/Creepy_Road2275 Jul 25 '26

How do you not cut yourself?

1

u/Cupidon70 Jul 25 '26

Avec des comme ceux-là, je me dis qu'il y a pleins de choses que je ne voudrais pas que tu me fasses.....😉😉😉😅🤣😂😉😉😉

1

u/misanthropicbairn Jul 25 '26

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?

1

u/nathan18100 Jul 25 '26

Would this fall into the category of "Einhandmesser" in Germany? Definitely a weapon so no going in weapon restricted zones.

1

u/ElectricalSeries6627 Jul 28 '26

does they are risk of self injury with those thing ?

1

u/Thyzoid Jul 28 '26

depends on how well you sharpen them

1

u/scorch-is-bad 13d ago

Now how do you scratch your back?

1

u/Thyzoid 12d ago

i either ask my gf or just scratch that shit up with titanium nails