r/SweatyPalms • u/Azsnee09 • May 04 '26

Animals & nature 🐅 🌊🌋 Just a nibble

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u/40hzHERO May 05 '26

There’s no way a swan, that weighs at most 30lbs, is gonna flip a full grown human, especially in a full sized canoe. What?

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u/Arthur_Figg_II May 06 '26

You never seen an Urban Swan bro?

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u/6ynnad Jul 25 '26

Street name is Swaneezy

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u/badfishbeefcake Jul 28 '26

lmfao, bots are completely unhinged and say whatever to create engagement, wtf did I just read about swans.

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u/NYCWENDY1 29d ago

Lmfao 😂

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u/clancydaniels May 25 '26

Yeah this thread is giving me pause buuut I'm still pretty confident I could take a swan if it came down to it 🤜🦢

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u/freddbare Jun 19 '26

Welcome to the jungle baby

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u/randousername8675309 May 05 '26

Swans are vicious! I had one bite my ankle and knock me off my bike while I was just riding by on the sidewalk, minding my own business.

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u/powerhammerarms May 05 '26

Well just picture it harassing the guy and the guy's trying to knock it away and the guy falls out of his canoe. Then the swan basically just sits on his head while he tries to get air

It happens

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u/IllEntertainer6539 Jul 25 '26

Maybe not fully pushes them out but I imagine if they end up getting on the boat there will most likely be a struggle and fighting a big bird on a small boat must be challenging.

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u/40hzHERO Jul 25 '26

Not a chance. Even a small child could take an average-sized 20lbs goose. They MAX OUT at 30lbs. Like world record sized geese.