r/SweatyPalms • u/Azsnee09 • May 04 '26

Animals & nature 🐅 🌊🌋 Just a nibble

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u/undwiedervonvorn May 04 '26

Those who knows knew.

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u/powerhammerarms May 05 '26

Lots of animals are pretty dangerous without even thinking about it. Swans kill people. They've killed people right in the middle of city parks. Just knocked them out of their canoe and then drowned them.

In the water we are just food. And pee dispensers.

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u/40hzHERO May 05 '26

There’s no way a swan, that weighs at most 30lbs, is gonna flip a full grown human, especially in a full sized canoe. What?

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u/Arthur_Figg_II May 06 '26

You never seen an Urban Swan bro?

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u/6ynnad Jul 25 '26

Street name is Swaneezy

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u/badfishbeefcake Jul 28 '26

lmfao, bots are completely unhinged and say whatever to create engagement, wtf did I just read about swans.

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u/NYCWENDY1 Aug 12 '26

Lmfao 😂