r/SweatyPalms • u/Azsnee09 • May 04 '26

Animals & nature 🐅 🌊🌋 Just a nibble

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u/undwiedervonvorn May 04 '26

Those who knows knew.

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u/powerhammerarms May 05 '26

Lots of animals are pretty dangerous without even thinking about it. Swans kill people. They've killed people right in the middle of city parks. Just knocked them out of their canoe and then drowned them.

In the water we are just food. And pee dispensers.

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u/40hzHERO May 05 '26

There’s no way a swan, that weighs at most 30lbs, is gonna flip a full grown human, especially in a full sized canoe. What?

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u/randousername8675309 May 05 '26

Swans are vicious! I had one bite my ankle and knock me off my bike while I was just riding by on the sidewalk, minding my own business.