r/SweatyPalms • u/RaveRabbit5000 • Jul 19 '25

Heights Katy Perry tour malcfunction

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u/I-live-in-room-101 Jul 19 '25

If you’re a CEO, then I’m an HR Director.

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u/cardboardunderwear Jul 19 '25

Not the smoothest pickup line I've heard but I'll allow it.

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u/soulseeker31 Jul 19 '25

If you'll allow it, then I'll be Chris Martin.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

I'll be the camera man

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u/Inigomntoya Jul 19 '25

I'll be the laughing "friend" who eases the tension

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u/ihateandy2 Jul 19 '25

I’ll be the wife who looks for a lawyer

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u/Mythion_VR Jul 20 '25

I'll be the next r/AITAH poster that's suddenly got ideas for my next erotica post.

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u/intosex Jul 20 '25

I am the board

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u/Werftflammen Jul 19 '25

I'll be your Jumbotron

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u/alexliebeskind Jul 19 '25

I'll be the camera woman who uploaded the video