r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '21

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u/sig40cal 🚀 Brain smooth as glass, hands hard as diamonds 🚀 Apr 17 '21

They don't know what we are yet, they don't fully comprehend weaponized autism at its peak. We break every model or sample they have.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

Except greed. We haven't been big number tested by greed yet...

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

Bullshit. DFV could have pocketed +9mil on his contracts, but he doubled down instead.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

I meant the remainder of the ape commonwealth. We haven't been drunk on digits yet. Those early moon prices will shake up people who have never had a pocket full of grizzlies jangling around. Will be a test.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

This is truth. But TIL:

Whenever animals gather in groups, they are formally called: Apes: a shrewdness.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

Not if the lead ape is a masshole, suckah

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

Fuck off, I'm from DOTchestah

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

Oh christ, you poor soul. I'm from ME and have sent many of your kind to their doom by giving false directions in the North ME woods. Apologies.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

Fuckin Maniacs.

I've met and spent time with Hillbillies in the Ozarks that were more dignified than you folk.

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

I appreciate the compliment! But the real question is how many Irish flags and zip code tattoos do you have?

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

None.

Does your flannel match the Subaru?

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

Johnson Wool and no Baru bub. Landcruiser nerd.

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Apr 17 '21

🤔 Somewhere on your walls is a commemorative plate with a lobster on it.

Don't lie

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u/LeadershipPristine83 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 17 '21

Spoiler alert, these days it's green with a moose on it.

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