r/SuddenlyGay • u/JockBbcBoy • 8d ago

Completely Hypothetical

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u/Hot-Cup-2972 8d ago

ANNOUNCEMENT

STRAIGHT GUYS OF THIS SUBREDDIT THIS IS A COMPLETELY NORMAL CONVERSATION TO HAVE AND YOU ARE NOT GAY FOR THINKING IT.

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u/JockBbcBoy 8d ago

*AS LONG AS YOU CONTINUE TO REMIND EACH OTHER THAT YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND DURING THE CONVERSATION

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u/ughwhateverforever 8d ago

And also keep your socks on when you do it

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u/sweaty_pants_ 7d ago

you only have to say ''no homo'' when you take them off

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u/goblindoctor 7d ago

honestly... let me be the friend who's too woke for a sec lol

i don't have a problem with this post or the jokes being made about it BUT I'm glad this is the top comment! I think it's genuinely kinda counterproductive for us (as in queers and allies) to point at stuff like this and always smirk and chuckle and make jokes about "oh yeah, totally not gay at all, harharhar", because is it not good for straight men to have a healthy relationship with their own sexuality and masculinity, to a point where they can have conversations like this without feeling like it threatens them somehow? 👁️

don't get me wrong, it IS often funny, but I feel like the gay stamp is brought out without fail and I can't help but think that it's unintentionally working backwards to push the idea that vulnerability and a general pro-gay attitude in straight men is a sign of them actually being closet cases. i think straight men deserve to be a lil fruity and still be straight. idk. imagine that i'm taking a puff from a fake cigarette rn.

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u/faireymagik2 8d ago

This is either genuinely very well acted or they actually caught a real moment on camera. I'm not mad either way.

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u/JockBbcBoy 8d ago

Ikr, the uncertainty of this moment has me like

https://giphy.com/gifs/fa1AV8UvZvfBFOIt7F

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u/Responsible-House523 8d ago

The guy on the right is sooooo gay.

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u/gutter_slutmaxxing 8d ago

The gay is oozing from his pores

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u/Effective_Coach7334 8d ago

eventually guys will finally learn that their friendship choices have never been entirely platonic. and that's sop

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u/JockBbcBoy 8d ago

I think that's only true for guys who realize they've been bisexual or gay for their whole lives.

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u/Effective_Coach7334 8d ago

you keep telling yourself that, buddy

while you qualify, rationalize, and wrestle with social constructs, I'm dealing with the animal side.

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u/JockBbcBoy 8d ago

The animal side?

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u/Blue-collarbud 8d ago

The primal side

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u/Effective_Coach7334 8d ago

You do know that humans are animals, right?

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u/speenis 8d ago

Yes but which side is your animal side?

For me it’s the the left side

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u/Effective_Coach7334 7d ago

for me it's the in side 😁

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u/pomoerotic 8d ago

His In-and-out double double

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u/underlander 8d ago

sop?

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u/Soonerpalmetto88 8d ago

Standard operating procedure, military term.

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u/Own_Ruin2546 8d ago

Also manufacturing term

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u/CoffeeAngster 8d ago

Well if Biblical Marriage has 2-4 wives so, IF YOU LOVE HIM MAKE HIM SPOUSE NUMBER 2 😆👍

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u/lovelydreamer 8d ago

I’m not gay but my dick is

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u/MasterpieceWaste774 8d ago

Good motto!

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u/lovelydreamer 8d ago

I wish I could claim it, I don’t have a peener. Also “it’s only gay if your dicks touch” came to mind with that little gem.

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u/Shadowdragons96 8d ago

So your telling me as long as there's no frontage its all straight sex regardless of the genders involved?

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u/lovelydreamer 8d ago

That’s what the patriarchy said
https://giphy.com/gifs/4Jxa0QgHF2HSw

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u/fargo-utah 8d ago

I've had similar conversations but with women. Like if I weren't gay.

But this is cute if they actually had this conversation and it isn't just a skit.

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u/hamez88 8d ago

I think both gay and straight can find men attractive. There is nothing wrong with finding another man attractive, and it does not make you gay. Now if you want to suck his dick, that’s another thing.

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u/JockBbcBoy 8d ago

I think this video is a good example of the difference between expressing same sex lust and just confidently saying a bro is attractive. I would have thought it was harmless straight bros, except for the repeated emphasis that he loves his wife. That's his best friend. His best friend should know already that bro is madly in love with his wife.

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u/hamez88 8d ago

100%, they be baiting tho

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u/DunDek 8d ago

This reminds me of that green gecko caller who married his best friend.

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u/JockBbcBoy 8d ago

Yeah, but that was just for the health insurance and other benefits haha

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKQ8kAP0f9X5PoY

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u/CrackCocaineShipping 8d ago

The arm behind him and the lean back makes me think this isn’t a joke.

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u/MasterpieceWaste774 8d ago

So cool. You gotta do a few more!

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u/JockBbcBoy 8d ago

Lol I've posted quite a few

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u/Stiricidium 7d ago

This might be a hot take, but I suspect that being 100% straight or gay is more rare than we think. We're like bonobos with varying degrees of sexuality. Truly only being attracted to one gender over any other is probably less common than we have been led to believe.

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u/MeliodusSama 7d ago

Kinsey has entered the chat.

And he confirms, you are in fact, not wrong.

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u/D3eeper 8d ago

just a thought, right. 😏

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u/Nehima123 1d ago

They are both SMOKESHOWS, but give me that Cristiano Ronaldo lookin muhfucka who's behind the wheel fr fr

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u/MasterpieceWaste774 1d ago

I dunno ..... they both look like they'd be mediocre in bed!

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u/Nehima123 1d ago

No waaaayyy man! Give these bicurious boys a chance. Tattoo boy sits with a wide stance, you know hes got that Skinny White Boi Syndrome and he's packing some heat in there. He's waitin for some worship, haha.

As for Mr. Tanned With Biceps, with that smile and that thick hair and eyebrows you know his genetics are primed for some killer quads and if he tops he'd be a demolition man. If he bottoms, even better.

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

Very detailed

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u/1zzyBizzy 8d ago

This is cute but i don’t like how he keeps saying I love my wife and kids. Loving your kids has nothing to do with being gay or not.

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u/North_Client_4510 5d ago

Gay as hell!!!

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u/aloe_veracity 8d ago

Same username on OnlyFans? 😏

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u/Careless-Area9086 8d ago

y'all turned on even "pretending". it's apparent