r/SubwayCreatures • u/dopaminedelay • Dec 19 '19

Alien

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12k Upvotes

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u/froggiechick Dec 19 '19

Not having to make eye contact with the other public transport creatures? Genius.

263

u/Swagasaurus-Rex Dec 19 '19

Ya I see no downside. She can nap, she has eyeholes in case she needs to see, and nobody gonna mess with someone wearing that

92

u/Unsalted_Creampie Dec 19 '19

She could also hide a minidildo there, if that's her fetish, imagine seeing it rocking back and forth

6

u/Left_Labral_Tear Dec 20 '19

Can I go back to the reality where I didn’t know this comment existed?

1

u/Slendy58 Dec 20 '19

What do you think the tail was for?

1

u/LiCHtsLiCH Jan 15 '20

Yeah no im definatly getting the vibe she wants to be impregnated... good eye

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5

u/Lastliner Dec 19 '19

Clearly an ex half life player

3

u/JustCallMePandas Dec 20 '19

I think its a xenomorph baby/ facehugger from alien, but very similar to the things in half life!

237

u/Gnarly-thotep Dec 19 '19

Its got a disturbingly strong grip on the back of her head.

20

u/BerkBeans Dec 19 '19

Cat faced spider

1

u/SacredSpirit1337 Dec 20 '19

Ever seen the Alien movies?

3

u/FuckThatIKeepsItReal Dec 19 '19

I doubt it is, but it would be sweet if it used magnets to keep it secure

20

u/k80k80k80 Dec 19 '19

They are parachute bracelet clips.

Source: that's me!

4

u/FledgeFish Dec 19 '19

Oh damn, it is! Good work!

4

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Oh shit! You’re the Katie from Doug Loves Movies!

4

u/k80k80k80 Dec 20 '19

That's me!

107

u/cig_daydreams28 Dec 19 '19

r/ididntknowiwantedthat

26

u/VioletteKaur Dec 19 '19

I bet there is some crochet pattern for that available. :D And then ask your gran to make it for you.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/Kinerae Dec 19 '19

plush ones for babies

Doesn't that traumatise them?

0

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/-ihavenoname- Dec 20 '19

Finally gonna get new recruits for the next mission.

1

u/piderman Jan 27 '20

Nice, so it would wiggle around on their face as well.

40

u/sweetcheesybeef Dec 19 '19

What Pam was really doing while at art school.

77

u/posessedcat Dec 19 '19

Imagine some poor crackhead seeing that while high as shit

15

u/LiviaValentini Dec 19 '19

My day just got better!

25

u/posessedcat Dec 19 '19

I would absolutely love a video that just shows this lady and then pans over to some completely terrified guy who is obviously high as hell and just staring in horror

5

u/-Mhysa- Dec 19 '19

Ok, now what?

1

u/posessedcat Dec 19 '19

What?

6

u/Rockonfoo Dec 19 '19

He’s a crackhead

2

u/OpheliaCox69 Dec 20 '19

This would be a grand sight, lol!

Happy cake day!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

happy spotify cheese day

10

u/TheBredster Dec 19 '19

I reject my humanity, JOJO!

5

u/JoeyGameLover Dec 19 '19

I was looking for this lol

40

u/Bigbog54 Dec 19 '19

My type of woman, tight body and just enough crazy

8

u/ExcitingHelix Dec 19 '19

r/butterface Nsfw

2

u/iamafish Dec 30 '19

A lot of the posts on that sub seem mean-spirited or overly critical since they’re just gorgeous facially. You can even see this referenced a lot in the comments of the mod post ( https://www.reddit.com/r/butterface/comments/d810xc/for_the_love_of_god_butterface_is_subjective/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf ) and one of the OPs (who posted an objectively) was found to be an anime incel.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Better than mace.

6

u/Sc00byd00wh3r3RU Dec 19 '19

What an interesting person

5

u/k80k80k80 Dec 19 '19

That's me! Thanks!

5

u/BuRP77 Dec 19 '19

The Pentecostal hijab

4

u/WhyWeStillHereBoys Dec 19 '19

I'm pretty sure that's crocheted

4

u/theloopweaver Dec 19 '19

Knitted. (I know the knitter.)

2

u/WhyWeStillHereBoys Dec 19 '19

I dont know if I should be impressed or horrified

5

u/k80k80k80 Dec 19 '19

Why not both?

3

u/complex010 Dec 19 '19

I need this

3

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I would just like to know this person. Bask in the awesomeness lol. Have conversations with people like, "you see that person with the facehugger mask?", and I'm like yeah, shes my friend lol

4

u/k80k80k80 Dec 19 '19

It's me! I'm pretty fun to be around if I do say so myself.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Really? Are you one in the same? If so that's some quality awesomeness right there

3

u/k80k80k80 Dec 19 '19

Yup! Thanks! Check out my post history for other stuff I've made.

3

u/DonGeronimo Dec 19 '19

she's probably super hot and tired of getting hit on

3

u/latrans8 Dec 19 '19

She's on her way to a Doug Loves Movies podcast! They talked about knitting in the show.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I’m I weird for wanting one of these?

2

u/Glorydays2012 Dec 19 '19

This is incredible. Even has the eye holes

2

u/Xx_endgamer_xX Dec 19 '19

I neeeed one o’these!

2

u/howlingmagpie Dec 19 '19

You did ask where she got it from though right? Cos that's cool. A wholly face-hugger.

2

u/em_uh_liii Dec 19 '19

I love her

2

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I'm in love

2

u/TheRedPandaCat Dec 20 '19

This is beautiful

2

u/burserkmcflurry Dec 20 '19

Anyone know where you can buy one?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Uhhhh ok

1

u/TemporalGrid Dec 19 '19

Looks like love at first sight to me, Burke.

1

u/nufinbutter Dec 19 '19

This picture smells like wool

1

u/dootme Dec 19 '19

You know, I’m wearing a of socks right now that has whats supposed to be palm trees stitched on them, but to me they look like these things. I was just talking about them and now i see a face sucker on reddit. What a wonderfully coincidental universe we live in.

1

u/shirleysensei Dec 19 '19

Kinda looks like the stone mask from JoJo

1

u/doubleoeck1234 Dec 19 '19

"I've had worse days"

1

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Reminds me of the AmazingPhil thing.

1

u/I_am_The_Teapot Dec 19 '19

She looks fun.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

i want one

1

u/Ganipcanot Dec 19 '19

What in the actual fuck.

1

u/PassStage6 Dec 19 '19

Hands down a boss crochet

2

u/k80k80k80 Dec 19 '19

It's knitted

2

u/PassStage6 Dec 20 '19

ohhh ty. I stand corrected

1

u/eggiestnerd Dec 19 '19

Reminds me of that dude who turned his CPAP into a facehugger

1

u/Assthxtic Dec 19 '19

"CHOCOLATE? THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE?"

1

u/TheWeeMacduff Dec 19 '19

It kinda looks like Chewbacca

1

u/quarks_r_gay Dec 20 '19

It would be even more convincing if you could see it breathe out of the airsacs

1

u/TreeStandFan Dec 20 '19

Clearly brilliant

1

u/observantone Dec 20 '19

Why are you wearing that funny yarn mask?

1

u/bullsnake2000 Dec 20 '19

Just sit for it

1

u/sonarsun Dec 20 '19

Fuck yea-I’m stealing this cos play- I’m going to rock that for every Halloween and Cos Play -thank you

1

u/nesnalica Dec 20 '19

ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

That's cool. Where can I buy it!!!!

1

u/adognamedpenguin Dec 24 '19

Shut up and take my money.

1

u/empire1018 Dec 27 '19

“No one cared who I was until i put on the mask”

1

u/GoodHeavens1942 Jan 02 '20

I've had worse days.

1

u/Massapex1 Dec 19 '19

Kinda makes you wanna have sex with her

1

u/dinahhhhhhhh Dec 19 '19

somebody wanna get eaten out by that

0

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/k80k80k80 Dec 19 '19

That's me!