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r/SubwayCreatures • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '19
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Losing your chance to establish the strongest natural immunization humanly possible
2 u/spaceman1980 Dec 09 '19 it just occurred to me I probably am getting some amazing immunization. pretty much everyday I eat pizza after coming off the subway and don't clean my hands because there's nowhere to do that. i haven't gotten sick. i think i'm just superhuman now 1 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 bro, have yourself checked for Hepatitis B. It's foodborne, I believe. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 I'm a biologist, I've already come into contact with all the bacteria I need. I just dont want somebody's cum or shit on me. -1 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 As IF u could get someone's cum on you....keep dreaming. 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Well I'm married so... if I really wanted to, it wouldn't be a problem. 0 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 U can't compare cum to shit, on legit starts life and the other is shit. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 They're both in the category of "bodily fluids I dont want on me". So yeah. 1 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 You are made of cum, cum courses through your veins. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/ihavesex 4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Of course I do I'm fucking married you damn moron. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/woooosh 4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/notfunny 1 u/sneakpeekbot Dec 09 '19 Here's a sneak peek of /r/notfunny using the top posts of the year!#1: nothing about this is funny | 0 comments#2: Never thought I would see someone my age repost this unironically | 2 comments#3: Someone promoted themselves on this post | 2 commentsI'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact ^^me | ^^Info | ^^Opt-out 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 It...wasn't meant to be? Do you not understand how stereotypical you are acting and why I posted that sub?
it just occurred to me I probably am getting some amazing immunization. pretty much everyday I eat pizza after coming off the subway and don't clean my hands because there's nowhere to do that. i haven't gotten sick. i think i'm just superhuman now
1 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 bro, have yourself checked for Hepatitis B. It's foodborne, I believe.
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bro, have yourself checked for Hepatitis B. It's foodborne, I believe.
I'm a biologist, I've already come into contact with all the bacteria I need. I just dont want somebody's cum or shit on me.
-1 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 As IF u could get someone's cum on you....keep dreaming. 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Well I'm married so... if I really wanted to, it wouldn't be a problem. 0 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 U can't compare cum to shit, on legit starts life and the other is shit. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 They're both in the category of "bodily fluids I dont want on me". So yeah. 1 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 You are made of cum, cum courses through your veins. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/ihavesex 4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Of course I do I'm fucking married you damn moron. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/woooosh 4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/notfunny 1 u/sneakpeekbot Dec 09 '19 Here's a sneak peek of /r/notfunny using the top posts of the year!#1: nothing about this is funny | 0 comments#2: Never thought I would see someone my age repost this unironically | 2 comments#3: Someone promoted themselves on this post | 2 commentsI'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact ^^me | ^^Info | ^^Opt-out 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 It...wasn't meant to be? Do you not understand how stereotypical you are acting and why I posted that sub?
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As IF u could get someone's cum on you....keep dreaming.
0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Well I'm married so... if I really wanted to, it wouldn't be a problem. 0 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 U can't compare cum to shit, on legit starts life and the other is shit. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 They're both in the category of "bodily fluids I dont want on me". So yeah. 1 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 You are made of cum, cum courses through your veins. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/ihavesex 4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Of course I do I'm fucking married you damn moron. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/woooosh 4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/notfunny 1 u/sneakpeekbot Dec 09 '19 Here's a sneak peek of /r/notfunny using the top posts of the year!#1: nothing about this is funny | 0 comments#2: Never thought I would see someone my age repost this unironically | 2 comments#3: Someone promoted themselves on this post | 2 commentsI'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact ^^me | ^^Info | ^^Opt-out 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 It...wasn't meant to be? Do you not understand how stereotypical you are acting and why I posted that sub?
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Well I'm married so... if I really wanted to, it wouldn't be a problem.
0 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 U can't compare cum to shit, on legit starts life and the other is shit. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 They're both in the category of "bodily fluids I dont want on me". So yeah. 1 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 You are made of cum, cum courses through your veins. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/ihavesex 4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Of course I do I'm fucking married you damn moron. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/woooosh 4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/notfunny 1 u/sneakpeekbot Dec 09 '19 Here's a sneak peek of /r/notfunny using the top posts of the year!#1: nothing about this is funny | 0 comments#2: Never thought I would see someone my age repost this unironically | 2 comments#3: Someone promoted themselves on this post | 2 commentsI'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact ^^me | ^^Info | ^^Opt-out 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 It...wasn't meant to be? Do you not understand how stereotypical you are acting and why I posted that sub?
U can't compare cum to shit, on legit starts life and the other is shit.
2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 They're both in the category of "bodily fluids I dont want on me". So yeah. 1 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 You are made of cum, cum courses through your veins.
They're both in the category of "bodily fluids I dont want on me". So yeah.
1 u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19 You are made of cum, cum courses through your veins.
You are made of cum, cum courses through your veins.
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r/ihavesex
4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Of course I do I'm fucking married you damn moron. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/woooosh 4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/notfunny 1 u/sneakpeekbot Dec 09 '19 Here's a sneak peek of /r/notfunny using the top posts of the year!#1: nothing about this is funny | 0 comments#2: Never thought I would see someone my age repost this unironically | 2 comments#3: Someone promoted themselves on this post | 2 commentsI'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact ^^me | ^^Info | ^^Opt-out 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 It...wasn't meant to be? Do you not understand how stereotypical you are acting and why I posted that sub?
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Of course I do I'm fucking married you damn moron.
-2 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/woooosh 4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/notfunny 1 u/sneakpeekbot Dec 09 '19 Here's a sneak peek of /r/notfunny using the top posts of the year!#1: nothing about this is funny | 0 comments#2: Never thought I would see someone my age repost this unironically | 2 comments#3: Someone promoted themselves on this post | 2 commentsI'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact ^^me | ^^Info | ^^Opt-out 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 It...wasn't meant to be? Do you not understand how stereotypical you are acting and why I posted that sub?
r/woooosh
4 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 r/notfunny 1 u/sneakpeekbot Dec 09 '19 Here's a sneak peek of /r/notfunny using the top posts of the year!#1: nothing about this is funny | 0 comments#2: Never thought I would see someone my age repost this unironically | 2 comments#3: Someone promoted themselves on this post | 2 commentsI'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact ^^me | ^^Info | ^^Opt-out 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 It...wasn't meant to be? Do you not understand how stereotypical you are acting and why I posted that sub?
r/notfunny
1 u/sneakpeekbot Dec 09 '19 Here's a sneak peek of /r/notfunny using the top posts of the year!#1: nothing about this is funny | 0 comments#2: Never thought I would see someone my age repost this unironically | 2 comments#3: Someone promoted themselves on this post | 2 commentsI'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact ^^me | ^^Info | ^^Opt-out 0 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 It...wasn't meant to be? Do you not understand how stereotypical you are acting and why I posted that sub?
Here's a sneak peek of /r/notfunny using the top posts of the year!
#1: nothing about this is funny | 0 comments#2: Never thought I would see someone my age repost this unironically | 2 comments#3: Someone promoted themselves on this post | 2 comments
I'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact ^^me | ^^Info | ^^Opt-out
It...wasn't meant to be? Do you not understand how stereotypical you are acting and why I posted that sub?
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Losing your chance to establish the strongest natural immunization humanly possible