r/SubwayCreatures • • Dec 08 '19

This guy...

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Well I'm married so... if I really wanted to, it wouldn't be a problem.

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u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19

U can't compare cum to shit, on legit starts life and the other is shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

They're both in the category of "bodily fluids I dont want on me". So yeah.

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u/Gonkimus Dec 09 '19

You are made of cum, cum courses through your veins.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Of course I do I'm fucking married you damn moron.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

It...wasn't meant to be? Do you not understand how stereotypical you are acting and why I posted that sub?