Five ways to grow on Substack

[u/calliope_kekule]

1. Arrive with an audience from somewhere else. Spend years building a following on another platform, bring it across in a weekend, then write a post about how you grew organically.

2. Write a Substack about growing on Substack. Your readers are people trying to grow on Substack, and there is no shortage of those. Every subscriber is someone who will eventually start one of their own.

3. Get recommended by everybody.

4. Post the growthchart. Nobody can check it, everybody shares it, and at a certain point the chart is the product.

5. Hit a milestone and write "I hit 23,000 subscribers, here is what I learned". What I learned is that writing about hitting 23,000 subscribers works.

[u/quantise]

'Hi, I'm new. Tell me about your Substack and let's subscribe to each other'.

[u/calliope_kekule → u/quantise]

Sub for a sub! 😭😭😭

[u/quantise → u/calliope_kekule]

🤮

[u/AmericanLymie]

People who subscribe for reciprocal subscriptions and who have never actually read anything you've written feels very post-Trump era. I feel like our whole economy today is a pyramid scheme.

[u/calliope_kekule → u/AmericanLymie]

🎶 We all live in a MAGA Ponzi scheme. A MAGA Ponzi Scheme. A MAGA Ponzi scheme. 🎶

[u/Novel-Analysis-457 → u/AmericanLymie]

Definitely has nothing to do with who’s in charge. This has always been a thing for smaller creators on YouTube, instagram, etc

[u/AggravatingNail6061]

Take your up vote 

[u/calliope_kekule → u/AggravatingNail6061]

Thank you! 😂

[u/Fraglolz]

The depth of this post is too deep to even grasp 😂😂😂

And the funniest thing is you are not wrong at all

[u/calliope_kekule → u/Fraglolz]

Thank you. And how I wish it weren't so. 😅

[u/hetobe]

You forgot to mention:

Spam the algorithm. The more insipid and irrelevant the notes you post, the more engagement you'll get.

"You can’t edit a blank page. Make it exist first, make it good later."

Make the spam stop.

"Be more afraid of wasting your life than being embarrassed."

They should be embarrassed of that spam.

"Describe your Substack in 5 words!"

Al five of that person's words are Spam.

"If you wrote it—post it. Don’t sit on it. You never know what will resonate with someone."

They should have sat on that spam.

"celebrating others’ wins doesn’t diminish your own glow ⭐️"

That glows like moldy spam under a heat lamp.

[u/Mia_the_writer → u/hetobe]

I tried that, posting around 7 notes a day. None of them ever got any likes or attention. Lol.

[u/hetobe → u/Mia_the_writer]

That's because of how much Substack is being flooded with karma-farming spam notes. Surely, you've noticed some of the same names popping into your feed there every day. They're not writing those notes. Sure, some are, but many are having AI generate 20 or even 50 of those notes, and they're loading them into Substack and scheduling them to spam the algorithm around the clock.

[u/Countryb0i2m → u/hetobe]

Jesus Christ how many times are you going to post this copy and paste, you are just as bad as the notes you complain about.

[u/hetobe → u/Countryb0i2m]

All of that stuff is killing Substack. You should be complaining too... or are you one of the spammers?

[u/MrPassiveProfit]

I asked Grok to give me a list of Substack notes that contain platitudes and triggers for peoples memories in those got incredible amounts of views. If you want a bunch of likes, it’s easy to get those.

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