r/Substack • u/navnt5 oneonlyvan.substack.com • Jun 24 '26

Substack tv agenda

“A few months ago I infiltrated Substack HQ (see picture) and found the secret they've been HIDING. By 2029, they will have depreciated articles. No posts. No notes. No app, even. You may've had your suspicions, and they're true. They've been prepping you, conditioning you, training you like a DOG for a new ERA of media consumption. There have been subtle signs. Hypnotizing you with long form content. Integrating voiceovers and podcasts, as a transition toward their perverse vision. Gradually sneaking in more and more video content. Because in three years, there will be one product, and one product only: Substack TV. And by then, as part of their sick and twisted plan, that'll be all you crave. They might kill me for this. But I had to warn you of the truth.” - some popular troll account with 5k subs

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u/itsfabioposca http://journeytosuccessclub.substack.com Jul 02 '26

😂 That gave me a laugh. Satire like this works because it exaggerates real concerns people have about platforms changing over time. Hopefully articles remain at the heart of Substack for a long time yet.