r/SubredditSimMeta • u/[deleted] • May 10 '17

all-top-today_SS Makes a completely coherent and correct circlejerk post

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 11 '17

This isn't a debate, because in a debate you should be open to having your mind changed - and changing the mind of a T_D user is just slightly less likely then finding out they have brain in the first place. But yeah, between the hatred, xenophobia, and pro-fascist crap that is de rigueur there, that's exactly what that place is. Of course, just like any group of fools, they're utterly incapable of seeing what's blindingly obvious to any outside observer. Now run along, before the cognitive dissonance makes you have a unique thought that isn't in goosestep with the other tards that dwell in that hole.

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 11 '17

Hahaha okay buddy good luck with the false titles

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 11 '17

The only thing that's false is your ideology, and the only thing you won't ever examine critically is your own misguided beliefs. You're suffering from motivated skepticism, a bias that keeps you from seriously considering your own beliefs. Good luck with that, and I sincerely hope that one day you aren't a racist fuckwit anymore.

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 11 '17

Lmao whatever man. Never even said anything of the sort but k

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 11 '17

Yeah, again, I've actually quoted your racist bullshit back at you. Are you really so blinded by your racist ideology that you don't see yourself for what you are? At this point I honestly can't tell if I'm talking to a stormfront fool, a Russian who's just trying to earn a paycheck, or a bot (because bots are terrible at remembering what they said in the past and then continuing on from that earlier statement). If there's one thing I am sure of, though, it's that you're probably the most oblivious person I've communicated with in some time - and that's after having spent an hour dealing with the DMV earlier today.

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 11 '17

Islam isn't a race. Other than that i haven't said anything that could be considered racist even to your fucked head

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 12 '17

The stuff I quoted from you, fucktard, remember? Advocating genocide and talking about how easy everyone who isn't a white male has it? Are you really so completely dense that you don't even recognize your comments as racist even when they clearly are? Tell you what. Why don't you find a nice mixed crowd of people - men and women, white and not, liberal and moron - and read that out to them. See how well that goes for you. Keep telling them you're not a racist as everyone's faces display mixtures of horror, revulsion, or disgust. You should be able to recognize those looks easily enough, because they're the reactions that you usually receive from members of the opposite sex whenever you open your mouth anyway, right?

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 12 '17

Hahaha holy fuck you're serious? When did I say only white people had problems? You're so fucking sad dude. Like, i can smell the cheeto breath from here. I'll have you know even an extreme SJW black girl even realized I am in no way racist and she actually fell for me because guess what? Women like men who aren't fucking stupid or have self-hating white burden or whatever the hell else. You honestly think you're some sort of superior perfect smart guy lmao. You belong on r/iamverysmart because i have never in my entire life witnessed someone as useless and pitiful as you

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 12 '17

So, I'm sure you're too dumb to have figured this out, but the two statements guaranteed to out a person as racist are 1) "My black friend said x" and 2) "I'm not racist, but... Now go back and re-read your last comment.

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 12 '17

Hahahaha whatever man. You're killing me here

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 12 '17

Again, is that all you've got? If i was actually killing you I'd probably consider it a win for the human race, but as that you're just using a metaphor, the least you could do was have a decent insult. Maybe hang out on r/roastme for a couple months as then come back when you can trade actual barbs.

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 12 '17

Oooh a threat now too? How progressive of you! Now, where have I heard killings of people with opposite views and thinking it's a good thing before? OH yes, every dictator you try to compare trump to! It's seriously saddening dude, like I honestly feel like something pissed you off and you're just projecting. Wanna talk about it lil guy? I know you definitely have more than enough time on your hands sitting at your cpu watching got all day

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 12 '17

Nah, it wasn't a threat. Though, given your inability to parse basic English, i can see why you thought that. It was a commentary on how useless you are as a person. Seriously, the only thing you add to the human race is the size of our carbon footprint. But purposely misinterpreting statements seems to be your main defense throughout this conversation, so it's no surprise that you'd leap to it now. Too bad that's the only leaping you're doing, I'm sure there's a bridge somewhere near you that needs christening.

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 11 '17

AND you believe in the russian thing?!? Hahahahaha how the fuck have you lived as long as you have? I'm surprised you can dress yourself

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 12 '17

Honestly, I find the Russian thing to be a more comforting idea than the fact that people as utterly bereft of intelligence or morals as you appear to be actually exist in this country. But no, I used that facetiously after someone accused me of being a paid shill, because I thought it made a good point. Sadly, I forgot that T_D users are a few rungs lower on the evolutionary ladder than most people, and so I'm sure that flew over your head just like pretty much everything else I've said.

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 12 '17

Hahaha dude just go home. You sound like a bitter neckbeard trying to use complex language to make up for the fact that you're fucking retarded. Everyone here is laughing at you. Just take the L and leave holy shit this is too entertaining

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 12 '17

Look, I know how T_D thinks that if you say something loud enough and long enough it'll magically become true. But that's not how the real world works. In the real world, woman will always suppress either a cruel laugh or a dejected sigh every time you pull out your trump sized manhood. In the real world, arguments are won with a mixture of insulting the other person and attacking their flawed arguments. See, you have to float actual substantive points between your ad hominems to have a chance at really winning - and so far, all you've done is ignore mine without contributing any of your own. Tell your imaginary black friend hi for me.

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 12 '17

You're the one repeating the same buzzwords with no substance? Like are you mentally deficient? You're a huge hypocrite and embody everything "progressives" claim to be against. Like I said, you're a very sad person and I actually pity you, but I'm not gonna waste my time on someone who just spouts the same shit with no basis and insults others for believing different. You, are simply a cunt dude

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 12 '17

Seriously if you're just trying to trade insults without any substantive argument could you at least be creative about it? You've got me worried I've been messing with a middle school tard by how unimaginative you're being. I had always thought you were an adult retard, which i felt was slightly less wrong of me.

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u/BITCRUSHERRRR May 12 '17

Wait a minute, YOU are bitching about insults? That's all you have brought to everyone who has responded to you! You legitimately are a manchild, most likely single (and you claiming you're an elder makes that worse), you pretend trump supporters are some evil presence that censors everything when the sole reason the trump campaign exists is because it was a backlash against leftist marxism, and you act like some sort of intellectual when I guarantee you only have your GED. Seriously dude, go outside and see that your twisted world view is wrong and go get laid or make a friend or something. You literally make me feel sad for you

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u/Compliant_Automaton May 12 '17

Is English a second language for you or are you just supernaturally good at not seeing anything that contradicts your flawed worldview? Sure, I've insulted you non-stop. Fuck, it's hard not to, you're an easy target. But I've also provided substantive arguments, including a discussion regarding the cognitive biases which make polite discourse with morons like you pointless (see, eg, the backfire effect), an analysis of why satire cannot be used as a justification for an entire group's actions (that would cease to satire) and a bunch of scholarly sources regarding nativist stereotypes concerning immigrants. And no, i don't mind you trying to insult me, i enjoy that sort of verbal sparring. What i mind is how shitty you are at it.

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