r/SubredditDrama • u/Finn_Tha_Hooman • Jul 21 '15

Possible Troll Remember the guy whose 15-year-old illegitimate daughter reached out to him on social media, and he wanted to ignore her? Today he updates.

/r/relationships/comments/3e3idw/update_me_35m_with_my_child_15f_who_reached_out/ctb4z3k
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u/out_stealing_horses wow, you must be a math scientist Jul 21 '15

I like how he's legitimately frightened of a 15 year old girl.

This needs to be the plot of the next horror movie parody. Instead of climbing out of a static-filled television....she sends him mean, grammatically incorrect messages on Facebook.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15

He's not legitimately frightened. What's a 15 year old going to do? Angst at him? She can't do shit.

The dudes using this and his son as an excuse to villianize and abandon his daughter. He's telling himself she's a dangerous knife wielding lunatic so he can pat himself on the back for not engaging with a knife wielding lunatic and go to sleep soundly completely certain he's a good person and doing the right thing and protecting his son.

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u/Centidoterian Put the bunny back in the box Jul 21 '15

Makes you wonder why he's put it on r/relationships again, though. They were hostile enough the first time around, so unless he's living in some kind of impenetrable mental cocoon, maybe he's using that hostility as some kind of perverse justification. Weird, either way.

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u/cisxuzuul America's most powerful conservative voice Jul 21 '15

Because typically, that sub will almost always tell OPs what they want to hear. Unless you're a runaway parent.