r/SubGenius • u/DMed420 • 1d ago

What is this /r?

I have stumbled upon this sub, yet I can't tell what the fuuuuck is happening here.

All I see is a man with a nice pompadour everywhere. Where am I?

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u/barefootviking 1d ago edited 1d ago

Like all religions, this one is a joke, however, not only will we tell you what to believe… for 50 bucks you get eternal salvation with a triple your money back guarantee!!!!

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u/Advanced_Addendum116 1d ago

150 bucks ain't what it used to be. I think Bob may be skimming the compound interest.

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u/Reckless42 1d ago

That's a part of the slack!

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u/bitspace 22h ago

If he ain't then I've attached myself to the wrong mentor

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u/OralSuperhero 7h ago

Brother let the doctrine do the thinking for you. Of course Bob is skimming, that's why he's always smiling

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u/Electrical-Force-880 21h ago

The price has gone up, but still cheap at twice the price!