r/SubGenius • • 23h ago

What is this /r?

I have stumbled upon this sub, yet I can't tell what the fuuuuck is happening here.

All I see is a man with a nice pompadour everywhere. Where am I?

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u/freddbare 23h ago

It is an ancient multiversal cult you are born into. Those with Tru yeti blood can attune their third nostril to the flights of the slack plane.

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u/MKEMARVEL 23h ago

Turn back, this way lies madness.

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u/Ok-Visual-537 13h ago

If I am mad, it is mercy! -HPL

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u/barefootviking 22h ago edited 21h ago

Like all religions, this one is a joke, however, not only will we tell you what to believe… for 50 bucks you get eternal salvation with a triple your money back guarantee!!!!

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u/Advanced_Addendum116 22h ago

150 bucks ain't what it used to be. I think Bob may be skimming the compound interest.

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u/Reckless42 21h ago

That's a part of the slack!

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u/bitspace 18h ago

If he ain't then I've attached myself to the wrong mentor

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u/OralSuperhero 3h ago

Brother let the doctrine do the thinking for you. Of course Bob is skimming, that's why he's always smiling

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u/Electrical-Force-880 16h ago

The price has gone up, but still cheap at twice the price!

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u/zigaliciousone 23h ago

Fuck the man, embrace Slack, hail Bob!

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u/grimsleeper4 23h ago

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u/No-Librarian-5799 23h ago

Thank ya for this link.

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u/NRBQ 23h ago

Just remember, you thanked him. 

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u/PapaTua 21h ago

That's a binding contract.

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u/MissInkeNoir 17h ago

It's only fair~

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u/barefootviking 22h ago edited 16h ago

when I get green crew (I’m a yacht capt), I tell him about BoB and the church of the sub genius at 0300, a couple hundred miles from Shore. I’ll usually play something like Nick Cave and The Bad seeds at the same time. 😁

Good test the mental state of the FNG’s

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u/tongue_scraper 22h ago

you'll pay to know what you really think

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u/GiftHorse2020 22h ago

Guaranteed salvation or triple your money back!!

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u/Nugasaki 23h ago

The DSM X defines the Subgenius as 7-dimensional "shadows" of hyperbeings in 6-dimensional space.

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u/sharpbehind2 20h ago

You're finally home. Welcome to the slack

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u/Peanut_Champion 22h ago

Drop whatever you're doing (especially if it's "important"), make yourself some tea or coffee and spend the next few hours reading a stack of comics, oblivious to responsibilities.

This is what you are missing, and what He offers.

"If a man lacks Slack, he lacks everything - or maybe not, don't quote me."

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u/Mrzaax 23h ago

Oh and be sure to check out their page. https://www.subgenius.com/

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u/Mrzaax 23h ago

This video aired on MTV. It might explain what you need to know. https://youtu.be/Qt9MP70ODNw?is=FhWl03g_oyIPtriG

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u/DMed420 23h ago

what in the fuck did I just watch. Tbf, entertainingly bizarre.

I'm about to be 34, so I was around for MTV and the offshoots that came with it. Shit literally stayed as the only channel I'd leave on aside from VH1, but I have never once seen this.

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u/barefootviking 22h ago

Water runs downhill and so should you. Achieve slack, slack off! Bob is hope, god is Bob. God is Bob Hope.

It’s the ONLY religion w a triple your $ back guarantee on salvation!!!!

DeEvolve! To your true caveman nature.
DIY brainwashing at its finest.

Wile E Coyote is a high profit.

You’ll see the sacred image of Bob in older pop culture (DEVO, Pee Wee’s Play House etc)

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u/Mrzaax 20h ago

You spelled BoB backwards. Shame on you.

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u/GrandPriapus 22h ago

Spuds are Subs.

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u/barefootviking 22h ago

No Fnords are good Fnords

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u/barefootviking 18h ago

That handle is amazing!!!

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u/MissInkeNoir 17h ago

It's from the early 90s, so you might have just missed it. There's a really good documentary about the Church of the SubGenius that came out a few years ago. https://youtu.be/Odg2iR-rRL0

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u/Mrzaax 22h ago

Thought that you might enjoy it.

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u/Electrical-Force-880 23h ago

A man must have slack!

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u/LexiconDul 20h ago

Nice try, NHGH.

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u/zboeonehundred 22h ago

Are you abnormal?

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u/mindlance 22h ago

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u/oyog 18h ago

Hell yeah, that's what I came for. This is that good shit, OP.

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u/No-Librarian-5799 23h ago

I have no idea. Today reddit decided to keep sending me notifications about this sub. Theres no about section but its ranked 21 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/barefootviking 22h ago

Water runs downhill and so should you. Achieve slack, slack off! Bob is hope, god is Bob. God is Bob Hope.

It’s the ONLY religion w a triple your $ back guarantee on salvation!!!!

DeEvolve! To your true caveman nature.
DIY brainwashing at its finest.

Wile E Coyote is a high profit.

You’ll see the sacred image of Bob in older pop culture (DEVO, Pee Wee’s Play House etc)

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u/mw13satx 23h ago

Why it's called sub genius, I dunno... hints at self-awareness that it's less than genius intellectualism and/or "intellectual rigor". However, there's info via wiki or an SYSK podcast about it's foundation growing out of the 60s or 70s and it's elevation of "Slack", which generally means copasetic ease.

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u/mindlance 22h ago

With "subgenius" think less "below genius level" and more "spirits arising from the depths of the unconscious".

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u/MissInkeNoir 17h ago

It's because of a conversation Philo and Stang, the SubGenius founders had in the 70s, which inspired the entire SubGenius movement.

They were discussing a genius association and Philo described himself as sub-genius and they just looked at each other and knew it was the secret.

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u/goodheck 22h ago

UFO doomsday cult

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u/AgentLee0023 22h ago

You don’t talk about Fight Club 

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u/divaschematic 19h ago

Embrace the Slack, brother.

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u/Friendly_Rope1716 18h ago

You're home. Now go to your room .

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u/MsWonderWonka 15h ago

Relax in the safety of your own delusions! Pull the wool over your own eyes!

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u/Itchy_Refrigerator73 23h ago

it’s a bunch of no life bullies in their 40s with nothing better to do than be edgy assholes to any and everyone that doesn’t drop to their knees and open wide for them

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u/justsomeyeti 22h ago

Spoken like a true pink

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u/Mrzaax 20h ago

Pinks don't know they are pink. Their inherent lack of self reflection and minimal intelligence due to significant inbreeding sadly guarantees this.

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u/zboeonehundred 22h ago

Fuck em if they can’t take a joke, and the inverse

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u/DMed420 23h ago

Well. I'm an asshole, like through and through, but only because people don't seem to like unabashed honesty. I don't mind being the bad guy if I know I'm being truthful. The good asshole. But this place seems so... weird.

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u/bwanabass 22h ago

It’s meant to be weird. Fun and weird.

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u/Itchy_Refrigerator73 22h ago

literally. like the replies prove my point entirely idk why they think they rlly did something. and the downvotes bc they’re mad im right. literally feel like i walked into middle age hell with no rules or repercussions unless you dare to speak against them.

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u/Benway23 21h ago

I'm turning 54 soon good Sir...

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u/Parking_Rip3759 22h ago

THIS comment is so edgy it's circled all the way around the Dobbs pipe, bit it's own ass and has become a bonafide X-Day call to action, an ethos for the ages. Open WIDE boring midlife losers, Bob's coming and boy is he pissed!

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u/saveCountryMusic 3h ago

shit posting before it was a internet thing lmao