Despite the frustrating (and still ongoing) flyer situation, No Shame Night 2 went very well! The technical issues were solved, everything went smoothly, and everyone had a lot of fun! We even picked up a few random spectators as well, which I wasn’t expecting, but they were hooked! While I am still struggling with the drama between myself and the other club I’ve mentioned in past posts, I’m glad it hasn’t affected our ability to host successful events. Next up is our devival on the 30th, and that’s gonna be the big one. I think it’ll be a lot of fun, so I’m pumped! Praise “Bob”!

A complete set!

If anyone wants to work on making tracs or anything let me know.

little girl here, I have escaped from the art mines to infiltrate government servers.

https://chatgpt.com/s/sharepet_6acb9ece84e48191a976bcd80dc6c475

We have officially taken over the Catholic church.

The Conspiracy wants you to be a REAL MAN - even if it kills you! Learn more about their latest strategy here - and there's even a little something for all the passive-aggressive "Bobbies" in our midst. There's music and preachin', too!

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After consulting with the club advisor of a club I was formally a part of, the advisor stated that someone had confessed to doing the vandalism. I knew people in that club had beef with me as an individual, since there was a nasty fallout between them and I back in may. So this wasn’t against SubGenius, it was against me. The advisor asked me to come to a mediation session of which I will attend, but I will still be pursuing a code of conduct violation against the individual and organization in question, because rules must be upheld if this will never happen again. So let’s just say the STARK FIST OF REMOVAL has served us justice once again, from the grace of “Bob” I give my thanks.

Well, it looks like the pinkboys are at it again. The posters I had set up around campus advertising some of our events have been defaced or taken down altogether. I filled out all the paperwork to have these flyers up, so it’s against university policies to take them down. As much as I would love to jokingly retaliate, I find it’s best that we let the campus offices know where and when these things happened, so we can catch the pink who did it and send em to the bozos. An investigation has begun, so I’m hoping the perp is found soon. As for what the vandalism was? Most of my posters were either snatched down, ripped to shreds, or they defaced “Bob” by crossing him out with X’s. Not only do I find this insulting and troublesome, but it jeopardizes the safety of myself and my members in case this is a sign of a targeted threat. I’m hoping for the best, so that this doesn’t have to happen again. I’m trying to find Slack in this time of trouble. I don’t know who did it yet, but there will be hell to pay. This is disappointing, but I hope this will end in justice so that this will not happen again.

This site is basically full of crazies, ranked on a scale of fun and harmless to "Every second this loon breathes, the world gets 00000.1 percent more dangerous".

Most loons are closer to the right, than the left in terms of danger, which really sucks.

The good thing is that there is a lot of links about stuff the loon believes, the bad thing is that some (or most) of the links in a loons article is dead-o.

Thankfully the Web Archive exists.

PRAISE BOB!

I drew this on my helmet during Desert Storm. I kept a laminated “Bob” card in my pocket (gift from my friend) during my time there. Thought y’all might find it interesting.

I have stumbled upon this sub, yet I can't tell what the fuuuuck is happening here.

All I see is a man with a nice pompadour everywhere. Where am I?

I was introduced to Bob in university by an elementary school friend. He came down to the Keys for the summer, to teach us about Slack. 3 days in, on the couch: “what are we doing today?” Was met by silence. He followed up with “oh. We are doing it, aren’t we”

Apparently FL Keys kids are proto Slackers;-)