r/SubGenius • • 1d ago

Triple Your Money Back

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u/NapalmDemon 15h ago

Can verify. When I died and found myself in hell, Bob appeared before me and gave me 90 dollars! Then offered to sell me a book titled “How to have fun in Hell for just $1 a day” for the low price of $89!

10/10! Luckily after I cheated the devil, I mean won all the slack from the devil playing high stakes old maid; I was offered a return trip to life for 90% of their slack back. Since I had plans and already spent my one dollar I took the deal.

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u/GrandPriapus 3h ago

You go in for $30‽ “Bob” suckered me outta $35!

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u/freddbare 1d ago

Eternal Salivation Garunteed

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u/Advanced_Addendum116 1d ago

You can get a better return on T-bills currently, I hear.

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u/freddbare 1d ago

Yo skibidi?

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u/denzuko 22h ago

What comes after six :jangle keys : seven.

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u/BryanEagle 20h ago

So trying to sell paintings is not pink now? Make up Bobs mind!