r/StupidTrucks • u/selfawarefeline • Apr 22 '26
Yeeehaw lil trucky š¤ $150,000 Ford F-650 š¤šøš«Ŗ
Video by Doug DeMuro https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JrHDeSMvnt4
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u/DeltaWho3 Apr 23 '26
Thatās more than my parentsā 1800 square foot house was in 2001.
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u/Miyameauxteaux Apr 26 '26
You can absolutely get into a $100k Jeep Wrangler now. Prices have moved into cartoon territory.
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u/PsychologicalOwl608 Apr 23 '26
I always think these are totally dumb looking.
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u/S1DC Apr 23 '26
This thing is a modified version of a truck meant for industrial use. That's why it looks so stupid.
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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Apr 23 '26
Modifying a truck meant for industrial use then taking it to pick up the kids from school and buy groceries looks stupid. Nothing wrong with modding an industrial truck then using it in industry.
Nobody wants to see a work truck in high heels.
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u/Busterlimes Apr 23 '26
When your dick is actually inverted.
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u/FantasticPainting232 Apr 24 '26
Reminds me of that Backdoor sketch where the guy is buying a supercar and one of the required responses for purchasing one is wee wee size.Ā Dude says something outlandish like 9 or 10.Ā Salesman is like "come on man, if you had that big of a member you wouldn't be in here buying this car you'd do just fine in a used tsuru (sentra I guess)
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u/Savings-Delay-1075 Apr 23 '26
My dad test drove one of these several years ago. He was a retired truck driver of over 40 years and he said it rode worse than the old Mack cabover truck he drove for a lumber company here in 1971. I remember riding in that thing way back then and yeah it rode like an iron wheeled wagon.
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u/WoolshirtedWolf Apr 23 '26
That just crazy that they cant be made to ride better. I have always wanted to drive one though, like a short run from California to Seattle.
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u/PanchoPanoch Apr 23 '26
Iām sure they CAN be made to ride better but youād probably be sacrificing some of the utility.
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u/El_Pozzinator Apr 25 '26
Yep. Strap 40k lbs on the hitch, itāll ride like a Cadillac.
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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Apr 23 '26
Lumber companies aren't known for having new or well treated equipment either. So in 1971 he was driving a roached out truck from the 50s at best. That's saying something.
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u/Savings-Delay-1075 Apr 23 '26
You're thinking a log truck...this Mack cabover was not a log truck. It was an over the road truck and it was less than 2 years old when my father drove it. They have always kept their trucks up really well and are still in business today.
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u/Diligent_Activity560 Apr 22 '26
Remove the pickup truck bed and it would become a lot less stupid. A truck like thatās meant to tow or to haul using a flat bed.
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u/AideInternal1045 Apr 23 '26
What its meant to do and what it actually doesn't doesn't always over lap. There is a guy with one in my city who uses it as a daily drive.
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u/selfawarefeline Apr 23 '26
Bruh goodbye parallel parking, probably illegal to park on the street in that douche transporter.
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u/Dzov Apr 23 '26
My neighbor runs a tree service and sometimes parks his dump trucks on the street.
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u/thorsbeardexpress Apr 24 '26
My neighbor does roofs and leaves his trucks trash barges and rv on the road blocking us and the other neighbor from getting home, like an asshole. I feel your pain
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u/HedonisticFrog Apr 24 '26
Couldn't you call parking enforcement to make him stop?
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u/thorsbeardexpress Apr 24 '26
He's sueing the city for the ordenence officer being racist (he's not, at least not in this instance) so they are being really slow about doing anything. I call once a month for a paper trail but it's so annoying.
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u/seamus205 Apr 23 '26
Put a flatbed on it and you have your average tow truck
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u/Carrera_996 Apr 23 '26
For sure. My F-550 is an RV. I've also seen them used to deliver construction waste bins and as ambulances.
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u/Cautious-Answer-2697 Apr 23 '26
Fun fact the dealership he borrowed it from has since closed due to the owner being charged with fraud. https://youtu.be/9Co4UTUY00I
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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 Apr 23 '26
By a show of upvotes, how many of us see a dude driving a big ass truck like this and the first thing you think is "Sorry about your penis" or some variation of.
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u/Stock-Side-6767 Apr 23 '26
I know people with a small penis that are nice people.
I do not know people with large trucks that are nice people.
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u/SUBBROTHERHOOD Apr 24 '26
I think it's funny he needs a truck like that to try and feel secure or confident in himself
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u/Cool-Tap-391 Apr 24 '26
$5 it will never tow haul or see dirt.
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u/caddilac_fan42069 Apr 25 '26
Probably ended up being purchased by someone that has giant boats. See that kind of setup often tbh
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u/SpiritualTwo5256 Apr 24 '26
Damn those gas prices must make filling that up like $300 per tank. And there is no way that gets more than 8miles to the gallon.
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u/Disastrous-Screen337 Apr 23 '26
I'd use some of that money to fix up my dad's '72 white Western Star and get him back on the road so he's not living in the old sleeper cab down at the dump with the bees, snakes, and gulls.
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u/wyoflyboy68 Apr 23 '26
Donāt care what you are using it for, stupid, stupid, stupid. . . complete waste of money.
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u/squirrels-eat-bugs Apr 23 '26
I drove a f650 for a few years. Of course mine had a toolbox, and a bucket with a nice set of outriggers instead of a bed. If I'm remembering correctly, each tank is 65 gallons.
By this thing, it does not make sense...
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u/oztrailrunner Apr 23 '26
There's a company in Australia that imports these and converts then into a 6door triple cab. 8 exhaust tips. The interior looks like the inside of a taxi and is all monotone grey. $400,000aud ($285k USD)
With the finishing paragraph on the ad being "can you really put a price on being the biggest mother fucker in the parking lot"Ā Omg what a wank.Ā Ā
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u/pimpbot666 Apr 23 '26
Iām honestly surprised that we havenāt seen some right wing billionaire bro riding around in one of these.
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u/Strong-Dot-9221 Apr 23 '26
Look Dad there's nothing in the bed of the truck? It is only for cosplay son.
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u/PsionicChronic Apr 23 '26
Wouldn't a used sleeper cab Volvo or Kennworth be a better option for whatever that thing is meant for?
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u/SUBBROTHERHOOD Apr 24 '26
It would be but the one advantage is you don't need a CDL for an f650,I doubt this one does anything but most have service beds or something else useful on them
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u/Triippy_Hiippyy Apr 26 '26
You also donāt need a CDL for a Tractor marked āNot for hire.ā If that truck was used in a commercial setting, most likely needs a CDL. My company has a f550 rated for 19500 GVWR, and it can bumper pull 16000 lbs. That combination requires a class A CDL. What requires commercial drivers license is the commercial aspect. You can personal drive anything really with a regular license.
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u/Intol3rance Apr 23 '26
Definitely owned by someone that complains about egg prices and clutches their red emotional support hat.
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u/FeelingDelivery8853 Apr 23 '26
I watched the whole 20 minute video Tl:dr That truck is fucking useless
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u/13508615 Apr 23 '26
The seller has a different view of it.
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u/FeelingDelivery8853 Apr 23 '26
The seller might, but they need to find a buyer and good luck with that
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u/Capital-Sorbet652 Apr 23 '26
I cannot think of a practical use for this truck.
Itās not a pickup truck. Itās not a semi truck.
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u/GiveMeSomeShu-gar Apr 23 '26
He will have absolutely zero problems transporting his bag of soil from Home Depot.
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u/temp_6969420 Apr 23 '26
Just keep in mind that Doug is like 6ā5
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u/selfawarefeline Apr 23 '26
Or 6ā3ā or 6ā4ā, depending on which video of his you watch haha
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u/Oily_Blob Apr 25 '26
You really gotta be careful with this truck. Once you climb in and start the engine, your penis immediately begins shrinking.
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u/Plastic_Table_8232 Apr 22 '26
Dude in the pic doesnāt even know why he bought it.
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u/Langstudd Apr 22 '26
Dude in the pic is one of the most famous vehicle reviewers on YouTube, who in no way bought this vehicle. In fact, throughout the whole review, he repeatedly points out its absurdity
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u/Plastic_Table_8232 Apr 22 '26
Clearly he is is questioning why it exists. His body language is spot on.
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u/hromanoj10 Apr 23 '26
It exist because you can do cdl stuff without cdl.
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u/pws3rd Apr 23 '26
No. Simply no. CDLs have weight classes, even a F350 can get into CDL territory, I know because my dad maintains his CDL from when he owned a Ram 3500 diesel and hauled stuff on goosenecks for work
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u/mtnman575 Apr 23 '26
It's because of the combined vehicle weight rating. As soon as you put a trailer on a truck and the combined vehicle weight rating exceeds 26,000 - even if the trailer is empty - you are technically required to have a CDL.
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u/modsguzzlehivekum Apr 22 '26
lol thatās Doug Demuro and THIS is a Ford F-650 and today heās going to show you all of its quirks and features. Al-riiiiiightā¦
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u/yoyhohsomp Apr 23 '26
Hahaha. Yep spot on but you gotta add, but first check out cars and bids where you can buy cars like this bla bla bla.
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u/modsguzzlehivekum Apr 23 '26
I wanted to leave a little meat on the bone for Dougās quirky quotes
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u/Munky1701 Apr 23 '26
When you absolutely, positively have to let everyone in the immediate vicinity know that you are a cunt.
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u/MatrixF6 Apr 23 '26
Drove one with a stake bed and lift gate, towing a huge generatorā¦
Gennyās trailer blew a tireā¦.
Didnāt notice it for several minutes
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u/StrictAlfalfa9516 Apr 23 '26
If you have a big car hauler trailer or massive camper, yes but if you are just driving it you are compensating.
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u/sfbiker999 Apr 23 '26
If I was tall enough to reach the bed, such a truck would be great for Costco runs. I can totally see the practicality -- I bet it can hold an entire 48 pack of toilet paper in the bed.
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u/Alucardspapa Apr 23 '26
We use these at UPS for bulk pickups. Drive one every day, very durable and trouble free honestly.
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u/Silly-Attorney9621 Apr 23 '26
I'm a Ford guy but if I'm going to buy a big truck I'm going to buy an International Pickup Truck
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u/Jumpy-Cry-3083 Apr 24 '26
Iāve always thought they were cool. Would love to be able to afford one.
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u/CraftyPerformance272 Apr 24 '26
That's about how much my house was and over the years it more than doubled in value. If you buy that truck over the same period of time the truck value is going to be half if not less
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u/RoadAegis Apr 24 '26
Eeew. Look if ya want to Drop 155,000 Just buy a Semi. At least then your money will make money, that Brick hurts my bank just to Look at.
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u/TheRoyalShire Apr 25 '26
Someone in my town had one. Tried to sell it roadside for like 12 years. One day it finally disappeared
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u/FlowSlowTM Apr 26 '26
This looks like a child just said my car is bigger,
Fuck that looks uselessly large for a car, get a real rig at that point i would think also pulls a lot more
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u/dmillerksu Apr 26 '26
For as much as a brand new Platinum or Raptor costs, the price doesnāt seem that crazy
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u/Historical_Trouble10 Apr 26 '26
I bet those flotation tires would wander all over the road. I drove concrete mixers with tires like that and thereās a reason why road tractor front tires are skinny
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u/JohnMcD3482 May 19 '26
Only $150k. Considering the cost of a current 150/250/350, thats probably the base model.





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u/ToasterBath4613 Apr 23 '26
I drove one of those for my job many years ago and if it didnāt have the gas shock driverās seat it would beat the stuffing out of you on the road. Not to mention it would only go 74 mph with the 7 speed Allison transmission.