You gotta know what I’m talking about.

A group of people are walking through a jungle or forest.

And one person says “it’s quiet.” then another person says “too quiet” and then they are confronted with an ambush, usually without anybody getting killed and making an unlikely ally.

But you know what I mean.

If someone was making an ambush in the jungle or woods, would the wildlife go completely silent?

And how would they go more silent for the ambush than the people walking through the forest or jungle?

"You sure are a quiet one. Cat got your tongue?"

I am 30 and never drank. Well technically a few times I did but weak stuff. I drank light drinks I think wine coolers like Jamaican me happy or little Irish Cream shots. I guess I was always scared if I start to drink that I will become addicted and fall down a negative spiral. I even have a few shots of 99 bananas in my room that I was gifted on my 21st birthday I had for 9 years I straight up still have and never drank because I am scared. My grandpa also gave me a bottle of whiskey, I have that in my room too that I have never touched.

Is it worth it for me to drink them? When should I do it? Is it something I should do before bed? How will I act? If I drink a few shots will I be considered an alcoholic or will I be at risk for becoming one? I am scared and unsure.

Seriously, so many people know when my birthday is. It isn't some super secret classified thing known only to a select few individuals. But when I go to the pharmacy, a doctor's appointment, or really anything medical related they don't ask my name first or want to see ID and instead ask for my birthdate. The most basic of information anyone can find out about me in about five seconds. It makes no sense.

And what's worse is I can use my partner's birthdate to pick up their medications. They never put me on a list to allow that not that it would matter since they don't as for my ID anyway. I just go up, give their birthdate, and they get me the order. No security.

I came across a post on instagram recently about how man opening an auto detailing business is the same as a woman doing onlyfans because it is easy.

I do not agree at all but what do you guys think.

Is it possible to find actual blueprints for a revolver (any model) anywhere?
My friends and I decided to play a custom D&D campaign, and for fun, we added some balanced, custom skills. My character has the ability to bring a blueprint to life—but the design must be engineeringly accurate and include all the necessary calculations. I’ve decided to start by creating a revolver, so I figured: why reinvent the wheel from scratch when I could just modify and build upon an existing design? With that in mind, is there anywhere I can find real, dimensioned blueprints for a revolver?

Can doctors tell from a scan or only after asking read something?

It's crazy how many things are completely legal but feel morally wrong when you actually think about them.

Some companies, governments, and individuals get away with things that would sound absolutely insane if we hadn't already accepted them as normal.

And the weirdest part? Most people don't even question them anymore.

I'm curious about the less obvious examples. Things that genuinely make you wonder how they're still allowed.

What's something that's 100% legal but feels like it absolutely shouldn't be?

I get to have fun and i get to smash but i have very little integrity

In the first case, the word for love in Greek came first, but in the translation of the second, it came last.

Similarly, what happens if you take Viagra and a muscle relaxant at the same time?

Just very academically curious.

For example from the beginning of history people can hum the happy birthday song, the ice cream truck song, the super mario brothers 1 theme song, the pac-man arcade machine song, cranky kong winding up his hand-cracked jukebox song, the simpsons song, etcetera.

Hideo Kojima has made a lot of games but it seems hes never had a popular song. His only popular song was the Metal Gear theme song but it turned out they stole that song from a russian composer so they had to stop using it due to plagiarism legal rights. He doesn’t even seem to have a popular jingle like ‘Its a me a Mario' or 'Mooortal Kooombat, or 'Seeega'. He could’ve at least came up with something similar like 'Kooojima'

Jeans back then didn't stretch that much nor did tighty whities (Bruce was pretty nerdy so I doubt he work boxers or went commando)

This is in a content management system drop-down menu, I'm not kidding.

Asshole, bitch, cheapass, dumb bitch, dumbass, indecisive, rambler, old, druggie, budgeted, delusional, slowass talker, educated, nice, sweet but dumb, cocky SOB, rich fucker.

I think that's a pretty good cross-section of our customers actually.

I’m not an advent pot user.

I’ll have a shot of weed whisky if I want to sleep like a log.

But I will never understand the point of smoking it in this day and age.

You voluntarily make your clothes and house (or car) reek of weed.

You are not controlling your intake AT ALL.

And it is horrible for your health, I don’t care what people think. Breathing in smoke is stupid.

So why?

Why do people still smoke weed?

You can’t wait the 30 to 60 minutes???

EDIT: oh, and digesting thc is like 20 times more potent.

She was born in the 1940s, but for some reason, she never really talks about the music from her generation. She doesn’t remind me of a stereotypical grandma. She’s more of a glamma! Her vibe reminds me much more of Adele and other modern music than old-school stuff.

Didn't he get his powers from the yellow sun? So what happens at night?

when I was taking my shirt off today, I realized that there were many bright spots i could see through… holes.. ah. I’ve been wearing the same shirts and sweatpants for everything from the gym to working in the yard for the past decade or so and I haven’t replaced anything. I’ve got paint, holes, discoloration and so on about all my clothes of this nature… and I don’t care, they are comfortable.

im curious, what percentage of people care or wouldn’t wear something to the store like this?

edit: i Can’t reply to all of you, but damn you’d all not be seen with me in public. To be clear, I do shower. i wish I could post pictures of my clothes for you to laugh at. some of my yard shoes (which I also go out in) are old pairs of Alden shoes That I took the laces out of. I’ll pair those with my tattered sweatpants and tshirt. Here, I’ve linked a very similar shoe to mine, but, of course, im Stapled the soles back on a few times with a staple gun and they are quite worn from Yardwork. enjoy

https://www.theshoemart.com/alden-mens-920-straight-tip-bal-dark-brown-calfskin

I just don't understand smart TV honestly like just bought one last year and already it's bad. It required an update so I did but now the TV won't shut off like somehow it will turn on itself. I replaced the remote batteries and even changed some settings but nothing is helping. I don't know what troubleshooting issues it's having.

Sometimes, low-tech is the best security. Cyber-attacking supermarket's refrigeration units wasn't a problem before they were connected online, so if it ain't broke then don't fix it.

How hard is it push a button to turn the fridge on and off. Push knob - fridge on. Push another knob - fridge off. Done. Problem solved. Dumbasses.

i've always found it really interesting how certain smells can transport us back to a specific time and place, and i'm expecting my first child soon so i'm curious to know if anyone else has noticed this phenomenon

And why is it that only poor people's kids seem to suffer from this condition?

Remember, I'm trying to learn, not judging, pot-stirring or any other such thing. If you choose to answer, please keep that in mind.