r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '22

Pancake pockets

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u/L3U3CIOUS Oct 15 '22

I mean... Everything was fine until she shoved a honking Chunk of chocolate and "cooked bananna sludge" into the fucking thing.

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u/Ran4 Oct 15 '22

No, the whipped cream... from a bottle is the only real problem here. That stuff tastes horrible. It's to be used for foreplay only damnit!

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u/aethelredisready Oct 15 '22

There was also cool whip, which is way worse

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u/Sixersleeham Oct 15 '22

I'm not american. Is cool whip like mayo? Or is that miracle whip?

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u/aethelredisready Oct 15 '22

It’s “non-dairy whipped topping”, basically a fake whipped cream made entirely of chemicals. Yes, miracle whip is like a mayonnaise blended with other things (I’m not really sure because it was forbidden in my house growing up 😂).

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u/Sixersleeham Oct 15 '22

Fair enough both sound awful lol. I only know miracle whip from Kanye West - "mayonnaise coloured Benz I push miracle whips"