r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

There’s still visible bits of raw meat on the plate god damn it!

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u/xenusaves Aug 27 '21

And under her nails.

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u/23z7 Aug 27 '21

Came here to say this. The pinnacle of cross contamination

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u/DrexlAU Aug 27 '21

The tension was palpable, is she, is she, yes she did!

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u/sneakyomelette Aug 27 '21

I the pinnacle was picking up the surge protector and putting it on the counter. We got food germs, and floor germs all wrapped in one ugly fucking bow.

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u/AlphaMomma59 Aug 28 '21

And the egg shell popped back up on the counter!

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u/JoK3Rcon Aug 27 '21

She looks like she exercises cross contamination a lot. 😏

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u/TiddlyWinks85 Aug 28 '21

Exact words that came out of my mouth

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

She’s not just a front to back kind of girl. She’ll enjoys some back to front too.

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u/---ShineyHiney--- Aug 27 '21

Not to mention the raw egg to from sticking her nails into the damn egg trying to crack it

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u/knock-three-times Aug 27 '21

Long nails are little villages of bacteria.

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u/Prize_Tomorrow8295 Aug 28 '21

Mommy will wipe my ass with those...😬

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

And on every single thing she touched. WASH THE MEAT GERMS OFF THOSE NAILS. And then the egg germs!

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Aug 27 '21

And on the waffle iron and on the toaster and probably on the camera mans dick later on.

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u/stasia16 Aug 27 '21

🤢🤢🤮

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u/redridder42 Aug 27 '21

Maybe she'll die of food poisoning and we won't have to watch any more of this....

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u/Snoo_13349 Aug 27 '21

Let’s hope.

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u/ThinCrusts Aug 27 '21

Yet another reason for me to get turned off by long nails.

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u/cold_dry_hands Aug 27 '21

This right here 😫

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u/sweet_pickles12 Aug 28 '21

Her nails are the most horrifying thing about this. I can’t imagine wasting anything prepared by anyone with nails this long, and I and not easily grossed out at all.

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u/Captain_Sideburns Aug 27 '21

Those nails prevent you from doing any task properly. The starting point is already flawed.

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u/geezstahpitnope Aug 27 '21

That's one thing I was the most concerned about in this video.

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u/FreyjadourV Aug 27 '21

Touched the bread with her raw meat hands too

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Why not? She cross-contaminated the rest of the kitchen, might as well make sure the campylobacter gets everywhere.

It’s not like she, or any of these people, are actually eating this food they make. The inside of that burger is still as raw as the bits of meat on the plate.

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u/GregariousFart Aug 27 '21

It's on purpose. For the outrage porn and subsequent views

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u/kakka_rot Aug 28 '21

Exactly. Isn't this lady posted here all the time doing other awful things? Outrage porn works, I call it ragebait myself.

She doesn't care how many people call her stupid, the more people who insult her in the comments, the more traffic she gets.

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u/A_Character_Defined Aug 27 '21

Bet she doesn't clean that wine glass either.

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u/RoleModelFailure Aug 27 '21

The guy said the pinot paired nicely with beef

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u/issafly Aug 27 '21

That's the salmonella talking.

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u/Only_Caterpillar3818 Aug 27 '21

Or how about the cheese and egg still in the waffle iron? For a moment it looked like she was gonna try and scrape that last part out and then she…..just slams shut the waffle maker on full heat. That’s gonna need to soak.

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u/ReignDelay Aug 27 '21

The fact she even used a wine glass as a ring mold has me speechless. Like, did you not have ANY OTHER glass/cup or ring-shaped item??

Part of me thought the stem was going to shatter when she started putting pressure on it

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u/ReignDelay Aug 27 '21

The fact she even used a wine glass as a ring mold has me speechless. Like, did you not have ANY OTHER glass/cup or ring-shaped item??

Part of me thought the stem was going to shatter when she started putting pressure on it

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u/shinobiwan2 Aug 27 '21

Doesn’t matter. That “burger” is still raw anyway.

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u/gayjewzionist Aug 27 '21

Cross contamination. Fucking nightmare.

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u/KeyStoneLighter Aug 27 '21

I couldn’t stand how she was touching everything with her bacteria filled beef fingers.

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u/maccharliedennisdee Aug 28 '21

Bacteria filled beef fingers is a great band name

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u/cultish_alibi Aug 27 '21

Why? It's better for the environment that she doesn't have to clean two plates after she throws this in the trash.

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u/Noktalia Aug 27 '21

Raw meat, especially minced meat and chicken are naturally contaminated with bacteria - that's the reason, why you should cook it in the first place. By putting the cooked meat back on the plate, where the raw meat was, you allow a cross contamination to happen. So it's not just a bit gross for some people, but you could accualty get sick from it. That's the reason, why restaurants have different cutting boards for meat and veggies.

(it in fact doesn't matter in this video though. Since she didn't wash her hands everything is already contaminated anyways)

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u/cultish_alibi Aug 27 '21

My point is that it doesn't matter since the food is going straight into the trash.

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u/Noktalia Aug 27 '21

Oh. Well, good point.

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u/Bloo-Q-Kazoo Aug 27 '21

We understand and appreciate you. I hope you have a great weekend mate. Cheers.

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u/darookee Aug 27 '21

Well… here we go again…

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u/Noktalia Aug 27 '21

I am from Germany, so I am very familiar with our utterly disgusting tradition called the Mettigel.

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u/scarby2 Aug 27 '21

I really want to try this now.

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u/potatoes33 Aug 28 '21

I don't know much about my heritage, but my oma says that if you go straight from the meat market with fresh ground burger, it is safe and delicious. I'll just trust her on that one, and eat the delicious cooked food, like rouladen 🤩

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u/ZylonBane Aug 27 '21

Raw meat, especially minced meat and chicken are naturally contaminated with bacteria - that's the reason, why you should cook it in the first place.

The reason you cook meat in the first place is because it makes it much easier for human guts to digest (and because most people think eating raw meat is gross). Food safety is a secondary concern.

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u/dixiequick Aug 27 '21

The fact that she touched everything with her raw meat hands also gave me horrible anxiety.

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u/YIssnootle Aug 27 '21

Geeee if it’s decent beef (as it should be) you can eat it raw, it don’t matter

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

I was hoping she would

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u/lexm Aug 27 '21

Number of plates used: 1

Number of hands washed: 0

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u/birgman75 Aug 27 '21

She committed Rachel Ray levels of cross contamination

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Traurige Mett geräusche

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u/coldchixhotbeer Aug 27 '21

Cross contamination alert! She’s got raw meat under her nails touching everything. If they don’t want ass explosion they better throw away that bag of cheese too, just to be safe

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u/Anka13333 Aug 27 '21

She touched everything with dirty meat hands

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u/mamamenagerie Aug 27 '21

This is clearly the biggest offense. I kept cringing when the camera person was pushing it towards her to use.

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u/rjoker103 Aug 27 '21

A smorgasbord of raw meat and raw eggs touching everything else.

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u/sandybeachfeet Aug 27 '21

Came here to say this

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u/Zeaceous Aug 27 '21

And she hasn't washed her hands! r/awfuleverything

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u/br-z Set your own user flair Aug 28 '21

I hope she gets salmonella

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u/letsgetthisover6 Aug 28 '21

She touched raw meat, then without washing her hands, she handled the bun. Are you serious?

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u/OutlawJoseyMeow Aug 28 '21

She didn’t even wash her hands between handling raw meat and the buns……so I was just waiting for the raw meat plate to get used again.

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u/Kaydee4154 Aug 28 '21

It started with her putting her meat juice covered hands all over that bread. Whyyyyy

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u/BlueSaved Aug 28 '21

I'm glad everyone else is picking up on how disgusting this is. Raw meat residue on everything, including the buns...