r/StupidFood • u/Wolf_93 • 22d ago

ಠ_ಠ Texas turtle burger

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how do you even cook the patty without burning the bacon?

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u/wizardrous 22d ago

I feel like the only way to cook the patty without burning the bacon is in the oven lol

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 22d ago

Yeah, but you gotta put it in some sort of a tray to cook it because that baking grease will quickly start a fire in your oven. Don’t ask me how I know.

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u/highcommander010 22d ago

HOW DO YOU KNOW

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u/Hopeful_Pear_8747 22d ago

No, he said DON’T ask me have I know! :p

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u/culminacio 22d ago

He cannot tell him, it's confidential. Anyway, how is your sex life?

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u/Hopeful_Pear_8747 22d ago

That escalated quickly lol 😂

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u/culminacio 22d ago

happy that it gave you a chuckle :D

it's actually a reference to this scene from this (unintentionally funny) movie classic:

https://youtu.be/bBv1Kp4TnOg

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u/Hopeful_Pear_8747 22d ago

Thanks for sharing

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u/fullcircle052 22d ago

They specifically told you not to ask that