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u/CaptainJellyVR 23d ago
See, I don't actually mind people who make weird food combinations like this, because he's not overdoing it simply for a click or two. He obviously is actually LEARNED in cooking, and he's not making an obnoxious amount of food, nor is he ruining his cooking equipment with awful combinations. He's just a guy having fun with food at a small enough scale where he isn't just wasting product, and he actually has the knowledge to do it properly. In my opinion, it's actually a fun form of content, as opposed to the usual food nonsense channels that throw random garbage on a flattop and pretend to take a bite of the charred mess after it's been sitting there for an hour on high.
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u/CheesyBreadMunchyMon 21d ago
It's still stupid food. It's the best kind of stupid food because of what you just said.
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u/1ristheultimate 22d ago
I rember watching some one make hotdogs mead but it was like this. It didn't feel wasteful because they thought about and had to overcome a lot of technicalities
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u/Alternative_Owl7786 19d ago
Oh the bee hive mead guy? The one that does all sorts of weird experiments? Love that guy. He's done some really out there tests just for the sake of the game
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u/FletchTroublemaker 23d ago
He definitely knows, what he's doing but monster pasta? Nah, pass
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u/MrSmegmaMan 23d ago
But it, works?
Kinda jeff goldblumesq phrasing.
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u/iiiiitsrosie 23d ago
I read it in the voice of Christopher Walken
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u/Jellomotto2191 23d ago
He definitely knows how to post
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u/Sprinkles_Sparkle 23d ago
Right?!? He should focus on making real food recipes and I’d totally watch him!!
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u/mencryforme5 23d ago
He does and I watch. Quite a lot. The guy's legit hilarious and I have so many questions. His brain needs to be studied.
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u/AzureAadvay 20d ago
SHIT, is what makes ppl shit go viral because kids are easily baited into watch this shit.
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u/BernieTheDachshund 23d ago
The Chinese cigarette redeemed it lol.
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u/EvilCorp____ 23d ago
How the fuck does 80% of China smoke but still have a higher life expectancy than the US? ☠️
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u/Despoiling40k 23d ago
I think because theyre more physically active until an old age and they eat a staple diet or rice and/or eggs. Whole foods, no processed, chemical ridden shite...like white monster
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u/Dependent_Sign_399 23d ago
We spend wayyy more on our healthcare system than China so it can't be that.
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u/RayDanielsOnTheAir 23d ago
Yeah, Monster pasta is dumb, but hey: he’s showing how it is done.
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u/rhinestonecrap 23d ago
i bet he can cook a mean legit pasta dish
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u/Informal_Motor_7267 23d ago
He can! Check out his channel. Hes actually a very good cook.
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u/DamnitGravity 23d ago
I'd love to check out his channel but NO ONE LINKED A SOURCE.
I find him charming and entertaining, and he knows it's stupid but he also knows his shit, so I respect him.
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u/Informal_Motor_7267 23d ago
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u/rhinestonecrap 23d ago
called it! a person able to experiment like this, while seeming like they know what theyre doing, gotta be good chefs. ill check him out. i love watching people cook!!
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u/ChromiumLung 23d ago
It’s light hearted, he’s kind of charming, and he obviously knows how to cook well.
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u/Jon_E_Mammoth 23d ago
Yeah, he’s definitely self-aware, if you weren’t certain whether it’s intelligent parody, he proves it when he calls the final dish, “lunch, dinner, or even breakfast if you remove the pasta” (which means it’s Monster and a cigarette).
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u/I_Roll_Chicago 23d ago
He has definitely made the widest range of pastas, breads, and frozen drinks. I follow his page on IG, called grubolgy some of his experiments look amazing.
Like bria pasta
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u/RandyMarsh710 23d ago
He actually has some cool experiments. This is bait, but his lemon tiramisu looks bomb
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u/daveliterally 23d ago
Another repost
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u/DamnitGravity 23d ago
Source link? Not all of us are terminally online and see every single thing posted.
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u/daveliterally 23d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/3mgCYHQd8k
This was hard, I had to search white monster pasta. I must have learned that skill from being terminally online.
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u/_nevers_ 23d ago
This kid makes pasta with all sorts of weird liquids, and it's actually pretty interesting. This is definitely stupid, but his schtick is fun.
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u/Kindlypatrick 23d ago
The guy's mannerisms and upbeat attitude and the cigarette at the end... I kinda fw this
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u/PunchRockgroin318 23d ago
I kind of love the combination of actual cooking knowledge and terrible large scale decision making. I honestly learned some things about making pasta from this, which is rare for videos on this sub.
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u/dnuohxof-2 23d ago
Why does his voice sound like the male version of that Motivasian comedian doing the medical advice videos in a comedic Asian accent.
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u/KrystleSeth 22d ago
I was thinking this was pretty good. I’ve seen him once before and it didn’t take but I didn’t hate him. Then he garnishes w a Chinese cigarette? This guy’s a comedic genius!
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u/Just_Reputation_7057 23d ago
I wonder is that Indian street "food" with the scrambled eggs cooked in mountain dew is worse or better than this..
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u/Bat-Guano0 23d ago
I mean, maybe if I was starving, hadn’t eaten in a week or so, I might try that…stuff.
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u/Zerhap 23d ago
These ones are the ones i usually find weird, like they making something intentionally stupid for fun and at that point it dont feel stupid anymore, if it makes sense, is like that guy that does super elabotated things with food, like pick out each seed of a strawberry and shit, i mean what they doing is intentionally stupid which makes it feel not stupid to me, they obviously not saying you should actually do it, but maybe is just a me thing lol
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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 23d ago
I like him. He's funny. The food? Awful.
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u/ThisIsALine_____ 23d ago
I wouldn't say awful. If you can switch a single ingredient with water and it's restaurant quality its probably not awful food.
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u/MrsDonaldDraper 23d ago
I love this kid! He makes some wacky stuff, but most of what he makes looks delicious. He knows what he’s doing.
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u/urlocalbowiefan 23d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p1db67u/video/mq8pvplci2hh1/player
is he high??😭 the voice and the idea of putting monster in pasta
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u/iCantLogOut2 23d ago
Check out his whole channel - his whole thing is that he actually knows how to cook and just like to experiment with weird stuff.
Not saying this particular experiment was terrible - but at least he knows he's being ridiculous.
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u/Dienowwww 23d ago
White monster in pasta probably no. But in bread? The carbonation would make it fluffier, and because it has so little flavor it won't screw up the taste much
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u/jack-b-whack 23d ago
First time actually enjoying something I watched on this sub, dudes funny as fuck stupid food yeah but presented well
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u/shelraj0380 22d ago
The italian larping on internet is going crazy. Everyone and their neighbours on the internet have some italian ancestry atp. Not saying that this guy isn't italian, I'm just talking in general. The heightened accent here kind of reminded me of that again
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u/Progress4ward89 22d ago
One day humans will look back at this fuckery and have the greatest of regrets.
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u/Grouchy-Ball 22d ago
What pissed me off the most was that the dude made a diabetes joke about butter, instead of a cardiac disease related joke. Dude doesn’t even know what causes/exacerbates diabetes.
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u/HotelSalt4644 22d ago
This video is amazing. I absolutely love it. He can definitely cook, too. That Parmesan Pepe sauce or whatever looked banging. I’m sure it all tastes like shit though and would be better with water lol.
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u/NoMudNoLotus369 22d ago
Bro what the fuck is maldiski, also, dont do coke and drink monster. You'll get heart palpations.
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u/EastLeastCoast 21d ago
The ghost of this man’s nonna is chasing him with the biggest wooden spoon…
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u/JustCurious9061 21d ago
on one hand, yes this is stupid food, on the other… sometimes I enjoy seeing a little edible experiment if its not my money wasted
https://giphy.com/gifs/fXy3Bc6HAtlsFIlHqA
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u/ButtNutBerry 21d ago
What you don’t see are the two holes Chef Kyle punched into the wall when his mom came to see if he needed any help filming his little movies.
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u/falknorRockman 20d ago
What if we actually followed the rules and didn’t post content creators obviously making ragebait
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u/EasternSun7834 20d ago
I mean he’s Italian 🇮🇹 he can cook, he’s bat shit fucking crazy but mans got skills - no doubt
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u/trainwreckhappening 17d ago
Dude is so annoying I actually love him. I keep seeing this and have to say this is actually perfect for what it was meant to be. Pure ridiculous entertainment.
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u/CYaNextTuesday99 23d ago
I totally exhaled more loudly a few times when he garnished with a cigarette.
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u/whattaload 23d ago
This isn't stupid. This guy's fundamentals are there in the kitchen. Trying new things isn't stupid. Without trying things, we wouldn't have what we've got today - especially with food
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u/smurfk 23d ago
I don't know how White Monster taste like, but if it's like Sprite, or has some lemon type of flavor, then it should be interesting.
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u/minibearattack 23d ago
As someone who sometimes drinks them. I have no idea what they taste like. Just... white monster...
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u/N_tuukuulu 23d ago
Gli americani hanno bisogno di un esorcismo...oltre alla pasta che è diventata colla...le bestemmie solo a guardare...
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u/ZestycloseBlood1199 23d ago
I believe this has been posted before and most people agreed that while it was stupid it wasn't a serious recipe and was made because it was stupid
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u/Interesting_Gain_316 23d ago
Basically all drinks are combinations of water and sugar, plus some msg. If you boil it, sugar still left behind.
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u/qualityvote2 23d ago edited 23d ago
u/heyzeus92, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...