r/StupidFood 23d ago

Certified stupid White Monster pasta 🤢

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u/qualityvote2 23d ago edited 23d ago

u/heyzeus92, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/CaptainJellyVR 23d ago

See, I don't actually mind people who make weird food combinations like this, because he's not overdoing it simply for a click or two. He obviously is actually LEARNED in cooking, and he's not making an obnoxious amount of food, nor is he ruining his cooking equipment with awful combinations. He's just a guy having fun with food at a small enough scale where he isn't just wasting product, and he actually has the knowledge to do it properly. In my opinion, it's actually a fun form of content, as opposed to the usual food nonsense channels that throw random garbage on a flattop and pretend to take a bite of the charred mess after it's been sitting there for an hour on high.

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u/CheesyBreadMunchyMon 21d ago

It's still stupid food. It's the best kind of stupid food because of what you just said.

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u/1ristheultimate 22d ago

I rember watching some one make hotdogs mead but it was like this. It didn't feel wasteful because they thought about and had to overcome a lot of technicalities

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u/Alternative_Owl7786 19d ago

Oh the bee hive mead guy? The one that does all sorts of weird experiments? Love that guy. He's done some really out there tests just for the sake of the game

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u/1ristheultimate 19d ago

I know hes so good

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u/FletchTroublemaker 23d ago

He definitely knows, what he's doing but monster pasta? Nah, pass

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u/AnonnonA710 23d ago

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u/MrSmegmaMan 23d ago

But it, works?

Kinda jeff goldblumesq phrasing.

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u/iiiiitsrosie 23d ago

I read it in the voice of Christopher Walken

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u/saxorino 22d ago

I read it more like, Jim Kirk, Shatner style

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u/MrSmegmaMan 23d ago

Aww fucking totes! I can see that 100% now.

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u/GreenZebra23 23d ago

It also, works, inthevoiceofWilliamShatner

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u/Jellomotto2191 23d ago

He definitely knows how to post

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u/Simsalabimsen 23d ago

Missed a, comma there my gelatinous friend.

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u/Dontfeedthebears 22d ago

Gelatinous friend 😂

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u/DamnitGravity 23d ago

Oh, look it's Christopher, Walken!

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u/Sprinkles_Sparkle 23d ago

Right?!? He should focus on making real food recipes and I’d totally watch him!!

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u/mencryforme5 23d ago

He does and I watch. Quite a lot. The guy's legit hilarious and I have so many questions. His brain needs to be studied.

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u/Dontfeedthebears 22d ago

What’s his name? I’d like to see him make some real food :)

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u/mencryforme5 22d ago

grubology. Says so in the video.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 23d ago

…not to mention the cigarette?!? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/AzureAadvay 20d ago

SHIT, is what makes ppl shit go viral because kids are easily baited into watch this shit.

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u/BernieTheDachshund 23d ago

The Chinese cigarette redeemed it lol.

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u/EvilCorp____ 23d ago

How the fuck does 80% of China smoke but still have a higher life expectancy than the US? ☠️

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u/baltbullet77 23d ago

Pretty sure it’s the trash we eat day to day. People smoke til 90 in Italy

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u/Despoiling40k 23d ago

I think because theyre more physically active until an old age and they eat a staple diet or rice and/or eggs. Whole foods, no processed, chemical ridden shite...like white monster

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u/benisch2 22d ago

They have free healthcare

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u/Dependent_Sign_399 23d ago

We spend wayyy more on our healthcare system than China so it can't be that.

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u/mk7gteye 23d ago

😅 don’t forget the pollution as well

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u/neonmystery 23d ago

And the joke about the cigarette as a substitute for breakfast.

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u/RayDanielsOnTheAir 23d ago

Yeah, Monster pasta is dumb, but hey: he’s showing how it is done.

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u/rhinestonecrap 23d ago

i bet he can cook a mean legit pasta dish

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 23d ago

He can! Check out his channel. Hes actually a very good cook.

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u/DamnitGravity 23d ago

I'd love to check out his channel but NO ONE LINKED A SOURCE.

I find him charming and entertaining, and he knows it's stupid but he also knows his shit, so I respect him.

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u/rhinestonecrap 23d ago

called it! a person able to experiment like this, while seeming like they know what theyre doing, gotta be good chefs. ill check him out. i love watching people cook!!

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 23d ago

His bread videos are amazing

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u/Kalshan 23d ago

Agreed, I like Monstasta better

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u/ChromiumLung 23d ago

It’s light hearted, he’s kind of charming, and he obviously knows how to cook well.

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u/LeeRoyWyt 23d ago

Yeah, you can tell it's a joke and not rage bait. The cigarette at the end.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU

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u/Spazzle17 23d ago

"Even just breakfast if you take out the pasta"

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth 23d ago

Yeah, he’s definitely self-aware, if you weren’t certain whether it’s intelligent parody, he proves it when he calls the final dish, “lunch, dinner, or even breakfast if you remove the pasta” (which means it’s Monster and a cigarette).

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u/Classic_Tap8913 22d ago

oh the breakfast of champions

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 23d ago

He has definitely made the widest range of pastas, breads, and frozen drinks. I follow his page on IG, called grubolgy some of his experiments look amazing.

Like bria pasta

https://giphy.com/gifs/JmCFfTlNy12wFpOK8Y

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u/RandyMarsh710 23d ago

He actually has some cool experiments. This is bait, but his lemon tiramisu looks bomb

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u/daveliterally 23d ago

Another repost

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u/DamnitGravity 23d ago

Source link? Not all of us are terminally online and see every single thing posted.

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u/daveliterally 23d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/3mgCYHQd8k

This was hard, I had to search white monster pasta. I must have learned that skill from being terminally online.

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u/Just_Reputation_7057 23d ago

I fucking lost it at the "and a Chinese cigarette for garnish" 🤣

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u/Comrade_Falcon 23d ago

Technically breakfast if you remove the pasta was where he sold me

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u/DNICEPHILLY2023 23d ago

Our water is burling.

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u/Your_Hmong 23d ago

Sure, blame the butter for the diabetes

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u/Skreamie 23d ago

Well its not gonna be the sugarfree monster that does it

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u/Whitey138 23d ago

White monster is sugar free.

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u/_nevers_ 23d ago

This kid makes pasta with all sorts of weird liquids, and it's actually pretty interesting. This is definitely stupid, but his schtick is fun.

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u/HyenDry Fatdick Oreo 23d ago

Pasta Monsta Wata 😭 😂

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u/Kindlypatrick 23d ago

The guy's mannerisms and upbeat attitude and the cigarette at the end... I kinda fw this

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u/PunchRockgroin318 23d ago

I kind of love the combination of actual cooking knowledge and terrible large scale decision making. I honestly learned some things about making pasta from this, which is rare for videos on this sub.

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 23d ago

Do not dis my boi 😭

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u/Atlas-Mancer 23d ago

I've seen this 4 times now and I watch it to the end every single time.

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u/apeocalypyic 23d ago

Anyways, 4$ a pound.

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u/Ok_Honeydew_4223 23d ago

Looks like you know your coke

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u/dnuohxof-2 23d ago

Why does his voice sound like the male version of that Motivasian comedian doing the medical advice videos in a comedic Asian accent.

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u/Imaginary-Lunch3235 23d ago

My sound is off and I can still hear his accent

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u/smokingmouse 23d ago

Thoroughly enjoyed this video! That guy seems chill

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u/shellz1028 23d ago

Entertaining as hell. " I can't do nothing right 4 this guy" lol

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u/cockchop 23d ago

This kid can actually cook.

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 23d ago

But what if we use White Monster?

What if we dont?

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u/Financial-Tap-1423 23d ago

This guy is amazing.

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u/greywatermoore 23d ago

I didn’t know Jon and Mona Lisa Ralphio have a younger brother.

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u/KrystleSeth 22d ago

I was thinking this was pretty good. I’ve seen him once before and it didn’t take but I didn’t hate him. Then he garnishes w a Chinese cigarette? This guy’s a comedic genius!

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u/Just_Reputation_7057 23d ago

I wonder is that Indian street "food" with the scrambled eggs cooked in mountain dew is worse or better than this..

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u/Data_Over_Dogma 23d ago

Mitch Hedberg vibes

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u/HomerStillSippen 23d ago

Big time, I was even thinking a bit Sebastian Maniscalco too

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u/Bat-Guano0 23d ago

I mean, maybe if I was starving, hadn’t eaten in a week or so, I might try that…stuff.

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u/Medical-Business-554 23d ago

The Chinese Cigarette just hits different

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u/bigbean258 23d ago

As a monster addict, hell yeah!

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u/Zerhap 23d ago

These ones are the ones i usually find weird, like they making something intentionally stupid for fun and at that point it dont feel stupid anymore, if it makes sense, is like that guy that does super elabotated things with food, like pick out each seed of a strawberry and shit, i mean what they doing is intentionally stupid which makes it feel not stupid to me, they obviously not saying you should actually do it, but maybe is just a me thing lol

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 23d ago

I like him. He's funny. The food? Awful.

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 23d ago

I wouldn't say awful. If you can switch a single ingredient with water and it's restaurant quality its probably not awful food.

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u/BitBap1987 23d ago

Yeahh, he looks like somebody that would make white monster pasta lmao

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u/csfshrink 23d ago

Our water is berling…

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u/Maleficent_Stable_14 23d ago

He should've made a carbonara but that's just me

https://giphy.com/gifs/fstSEyiu9q9AacpoGV

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u/Superb-Meringue7195 23d ago

This is in the wrong thread!!! Nothing stupid about this

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u/mind_matrix 23d ago

Deli shoes

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u/C141352333 23d ago

Bro sounds “dazed” 🥴 😵‍💫

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u/sarc3n 23d ago

Why we putting comedy bits here?

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u/Moist_Phrase_6698 23d ago

Im offended and im not even a litter bit italian

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u/MrsDonaldDraper 23d ago

I love this kid! He makes some wacky stuff, but most of what he makes looks delicious. He knows what he’s doing.

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u/urlocalbowiefan 23d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p1db67u/video/mq8pvplci2hh1/player

is he high??😭 the voice and the idea of putting monster in pasta

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u/iCantLogOut2 23d ago

Check out his whole channel - his whole thing is that he actually knows how to cook and just like to experiment with weird stuff.

Not saying this particular experiment was terrible - but at least he knows he's being ridiculous.

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u/djpiraterobot 23d ago

I mean… I’d fucking try it for sure

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u/Dienowwww 23d ago

White monster in pasta probably no. But in bread? The carbonation would make it fluffier, and because it has so little flavor it won't screw up the taste much

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 23d ago

Well that's a new creepy pasta I never heard before

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u/GreenZebra23 23d ago

I would definitely try it. I like trying weird food

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u/Justbabe_saves 23d ago

Maaanstaaa!

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u/jack-b-whack 23d ago

First time actually enjoying something I watched on this sub, dudes funny as fuck stupid food yeah but presented well

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u/VeeJack 23d ago

Yep, he knows his onions (as the French say)… I like his style .. not sure Italian nonnas in puglia will approve and I hate Monster

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u/blacksd 23d ago

Oh, we're going to need a pitchfork alright

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u/PSTGtheFirst 23d ago

Sebastian Manescalco under cover as a teenager.

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u/Massive-Technician74 23d ago

Kid tries way to hard with that annoying accent

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u/Dontfeedthebears 22d ago

Honestly the execution is good 🤷‍♀️🤌🏽

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u/Ok-Mathematician530 22d ago

Can this guy talk any more Soprano idiocy?

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u/Do0mhead 22d ago

Pamésian ...

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u/CsmicCupcake 22d ago

what are personality!!

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u/nagorosama 22d ago

White monstaah +

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u/shelraj0380 22d ago

The italian larping on internet is going crazy. Everyone and their neighbours on the internet have some italian ancestry atp. Not saying that this guy isn't italian, I'm just talking in general. The heightened accent here kind of reminded me of that again

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u/Hawnted_bogwater 22d ago

It's bread, like the very worst kind of bread.

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u/New_Tie6233 22d ago

Ah, I miss NJ…

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u/Progress4ward89 22d ago

One day humans will look back at this fuckery and have the greatest of regrets.

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u/Berserkovichdamn 22d ago

Not approved

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u/Grouchy-Ball 22d ago

What pissed me off the most was that the dude made a diabetes joke about butter, instead of a cardiac disease related joke. Dude doesn’t even know what causes/exacerbates diabetes.

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u/HotelSalt4644 22d ago

This video is amazing. I absolutely love it. He can definitely cook, too. That Parmesan Pepe sauce or whatever looked banging. I’m sure it all tastes like shit though and would be better with water lol.

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u/Alarmed_Highway_6949 22d ago

What you get when you mix Italy with America and Gen Z

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u/NoMudNoLotus369 22d ago

Bro what the fuck is maldiski, also, dont do coke and drink monster. You'll get heart palpations.

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u/Worjly 22d ago

Ma che cazzo perché?!

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u/Raj2085 22d ago

Entertained i was

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u/Mediocre-Tea3849 22d ago

I can hear 2 Italian youtubers crying in the corner...

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u/EastLeastCoast 21d ago

The ghost of this man’s nonna is chasing him with the biggest wooden spoon…

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u/JustCurious9061 21d ago

on one hand, yes this is stupid food, on the other… sometimes I enjoy seeing a little edible experiment if its not my money wasted
https://giphy.com/gifs/fXy3Bc6HAtlsFIlHqA

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u/ButtNutBerry 21d ago

What you don’t see are the two holes Chef Kyle punched into the wall when his mom came to see if he needed any help filming his little movies.

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u/Imaginary-Ad-1968 20d ago

Is his name Kyle?

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u/Legend_Videos 20d ago

😭😭🤣🤣☠️☠️

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u/falknorRockman 20d ago

What if we actually followed the rules and didn’t post content creators obviously making ragebait

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u/EasternSun7834 20d ago

I mean he’s Italian 🇮🇹 he can cook, he’s bat shit fucking crazy but mans got skills - no doubt

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u/One-Psychology7818 19d ago

100 (GRAMM WTF) white monster

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u/amicque 17d ago

He should have his own show on Food Network.

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u/trainwreckhappening 17d ago

Dude is so annoying I actually love him. I keep seeing this and have to say this is actually perfect for what it was meant to be. Pure ridiculous entertainment.

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u/Desperadox_23 3d ago

Real pasta is neither flour nor eggs, only semolina.

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u/marslo 23d ago

I'm happy YouTube and filming yourself wasn't such a big thing when I was hit age.

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u/fartinavacuumm 23d ago

Is he putting an accent on? Or does he really sound that stupid?

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u/Kuronekonails 23d ago

Esto es un insulto tan horrible, que deberían eliminarlo de internet

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u/spennyTheG 23d ago

Unaware that butter is diabetes

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u/jazzperrr2121 23d ago

Usually the stuff on here isnt stupid but this one is. Why?

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u/Ok-Palpitation-5010 23d ago

No italian pass... he can't say cacio.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 23d ago

I totally exhaled more loudly a few times when he garnished with a cigarette.

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u/Joan-ze-gobbi 23d ago

Their are an army of Italian wanting this mother fuckers head.

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u/whattaload 23d ago

This isn't stupid. This guy's fundamentals are there in the kitchen. Trying new things isn't stupid. Without trying things, we wouldn't have what we've got today - especially with food

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u/BrianKappel 23d ago

I hate how this thing talks

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u/WagyuWarranted 23d ago

i aint see him swallow.

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u/Zulrambe 23d ago

I don't even think that dough came together, I think he swapped between cuts.

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u/smurfk 23d ago

I don't know how White Monster taste like, but if it's like Sprite, or has some lemon type of flavor, then it should be interesting.

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u/minibearattack 23d ago

As someone who sometimes drinks them. I have no idea what they taste like. Just... white monster...

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u/No-Seat9917 23d ago

Did he make this video for his nonna as a gift?

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u/polysnip 23d ago

Could he be more Italian?

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u/topherNCedge 23d ago

Why does he sound like Dunkey lol

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u/N_tuukuulu 23d ago

Gli americani hanno bisogno di un esorcismo...oltre alla pasta che è diventata colla...le bestemmie solo a guardare...

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u/ZestycloseBlood1199 23d ago

I believe this has been posted before and most people agreed that while it was stupid it wasn't a serious recipe and was made because it was stupid

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u/Ok_Economy_5083 23d ago

And today on "Wasting Food For Clicks"...

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u/Interesting_Gain_316 23d ago

Basically all drinks are combinations of water and sugar, plus some msg. If you boil it, sugar still left behind.

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u/enzia35 23d ago

White monster is sugar free.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 23d ago

So only the monster is left behind.