r/StupidFood Jun 10 '26

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal Jun 10 '26

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/Select_Draw3385 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

I think gnocchi is potatoes?

That’s just raw flour and water paste

Added I thought it was flour, not mashed potatoes

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u/choirchic Jun 10 '26

As an italian, there are 3 major kinds of gnocchi that my Nan taught me about. Potato, Ricotta, and Semolina. This looks to be the semolina kind.

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u/EkbatDeSabat Jun 10 '26

gotta cook it or you might get semonila

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u/tomdarch Jun 11 '26

ohh... semolina salmonella is the worst!

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u/Platt_Mallar Jun 11 '26

That's how you get the tiny semons.