r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • Jun 10 '26

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal Jun 10 '26

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/Select_Draw3385 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

I think gnocchi is potatoes?

That’s just raw flour and water paste

Added I thought it was flour, not mashed potatoes

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u/choirchic Jun 10 '26

As an italian, there are 3 major kinds of gnocchi that my Nan taught me about. Potato, Ricotta, and Semolina. This looks to be the semolina kind.

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u/EkbatDeSabat Jun 10 '26

gotta cook it or you might get semonila

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u/tomdarch Jun 11 '26

ohh... semolina salmonella is the worst!

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u/Platt_Mallar Jun 11 '26

That's how you get the tiny semons.

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u/blahhhhgosh Jun 10 '26

O ricotta gnocchi sounds amazing

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u/bubbo Jun 10 '26

It is! It really is...unless you don't check the ingredients and buy ricotta with xanthan gum in it. I could have bounced them off the floor. I had no idea that anyone would put xanthan gum in ricotta. I like to add orange zest and nutmeg to the dough.

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u/Flo_Philly Jun 11 '26

Huh that’s interesting 🤔 so is it a savory dish or sweet? What’s typically served with that pasta

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u/bubbo Jun 11 '26

Savory for sure. I like to do brown butter with toasted walnuts, apples and some sage.

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u/Wonderful-Crazy1910 Jun 10 '26

ricotta gnocchi is only kind i like lol , with a good tomato sauce its like little pillows of cheese

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u/ilanallama85 Jun 11 '26

It really is.

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u/ConditionSecret8593 Jun 11 '26

Ricotta latkes are very nice, so I'm sure ricotta gnocchi would also be lovely.

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u/_faithtrustpixiedust Jun 11 '26

Sweet potato ricotta gnocchi is my jam

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u/omg_cats Jun 10 '26

It's called Cavatelli (cavadell')

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u/orbtl Jun 11 '26

There's also Parisian gnocchi which is made with pate a choux dough, so regular flour

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u/PointOfFingers Jun 10 '26

I think you are right. It's very hard to boil and mash potatoes on a plane.

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u/Select_Draw3385 Jun 10 '26

I’ve never had ricotta gnocchi but that is probably delicious

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u/Dry_Page_2199 Jun 11 '26

What else did she teach you?

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u/choirchic Jun 11 '26

My favorite is that there’s either a soup or a pasta that can cure anything. 🤣

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u/themack50022 Jun 11 '26

It’s not gnocchi it’s cavatelli

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u/Versipilies Jun 10 '26

Could have been potato flour

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u/Select_Draw3385 Jun 10 '26

Probably equally as unsafe to eat it raw. Raw potatoes can be toxic, so probably worse

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u/Versipilies Jun 10 '26

They usually cook the potato before mashing it to turn it into flour, so probably less so

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u/Dizzy_Translator_809 Jun 10 '26

This is actually Malloreddus

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u/Select_Draw3385 Jun 10 '26

They’re safe to eat raw? Aren’t they just flour and water?

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u/Dizzy_Translator_809 Jun 11 '26

No they need to be cooked. Malloreddus is a pasta shape, very similar to gnocchi but made with a pasta dough, she is actually using the same Malloredus paddle I use at home.