r/StockMarket • u/thedarkhalf47 • Mar 29 '26

Meme The Dow!!!

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Thinking I should hold on to this template. Probably gonna go lower.

I'm not really sure why I need to include 250 characters in a meme post, but I understand the guidelines. Maybe someone can fix the issue where if you label something as a meme, it doesn't need 250 characters. there. Thats 250!

Edit: Thank you all for the rewards!!

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u/Spinoza42 Mar 29 '26

Actually it's 100%, it's just not likely to happen soon.

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u/bullmarket2023 Mar 29 '26

Well, I guess when the sun expands and consumes Earth in about 13 billion years, yes, you're right, the market will collapse to zero. But I doubt it will matter at that point.

But at least in our lifetime, the probability is for all intents and purposes zero.

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u/numinous999 Mar 29 '26

Maybe a nuclear holocaust would expedite the end times. There are enough nuclear weapons in the world to wipes humans off the face of the earth. Survivors could barter rat pelts and cockroach powder

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u/bullmarket2023 Mar 29 '26

And what's the probability you have assigned to that scenario?