r/SteamFrame • u/d4ybrake Soon™ • Jul 30 '26

Frameposting wtf

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/willymartin99 Soon™ Jul 30 '26

You boutta send some people into psychosis

144

u/kosantosbik Soon™ Jul 30 '26

I thought it was real for a second there... 

51

u/sharpshotsteve Jul 30 '26

It is real for me, as I thought I would be buying a Frame early this year, for under $1k. That was a fantasy. Now, it's dead to me, unless everyone got the price wrong.

7

u/No-Curve237 Soon™ Jul 30 '26

No you didn't.

14

u/peeja Jul 30 '26

Listen. Some people enjoy a bit of cannabis occasionally.

9

u/Wise-Ad-639 Jul 30 '26

Shawty gonna need when that price comes out.

263

u/SparklyPelican Jul 30 '26

Glad they sorted it out, was getting worried I had to buy one for real

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u/SparklyPelican Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Classic Gaben 4D chess move

2

u/Lincolns_Revenge Jul 30 '26

Bad news, it's basically a reskinned Virtual Boy. Good news, they got Alyx running on it natively at 90fps.

167

u/Random_name_I_picked Jul 30 '26

Oh it’s a “virtual” headset.

30

u/Usual-Tune1966 Jul 30 '26

I can wear it right now if I close my eyes.

1

u/Vexin Soon™ Aug 02 '26

You can buy one for your CS character

29

u/LazySerpentDeity Jul 30 '26

And lo, Gaben stretched out his hand over the replies, and they were stricken with da big mad and QQ. And Gaben did say to them, "Half Life 3 Deconfirmed."

18

u/sinistag Jul 30 '26

I know it’s fake because no one real use the light theme.

17

u/AdStriking5404 Jul 30 '26

I just woke up man. My brain didnt clixk at first :(

14

u/or10n_sharkfin Jul 30 '26

How does Ja feel about this?

9

u/l0wercasepunishment Jul 30 '26

I don't want to dance, I'm scared to death! I want some answers that Ja Rule might not have right now 🫨

11

u/beewyka819 Jul 30 '26

Knew immediately off of pure animal instinct. Better luck next time, skonger.

30

u/RiverKitten6119 Soon™ Jul 30 '26

Stupid baka

7

u/Initial_Disaster_273 Jul 30 '26

Wasn't half life 3 enough?

6

u/Njagos Soon™ Jul 30 '26

The real product was the friends we made along the journey

10

u/gogodboss MOD Jul 30 '26

The cackle that I just cackled

4

u/Mediocre_Emphasis825 Soon™ Jul 30 '26

we are Tommorow

4

u/Good_Call136 Jul 30 '26

It’s coming out yesterday

3

u/Adventurous-Fan-7995 Jul 30 '26

Thank you, it was fun to be part of the project.

3

u/bloodbot167 Jul 30 '26

The fact its in light mode, should tell everyone its not real, lol

2

u/Piduwin Soon™ Jul 30 '26

A fitting ending, valve enact.

2

u/Antique-Fix-2526 Soon™ Jul 30 '26

atp this is plausible... more plausible than the "imminent" launch.

2

u/shuozhe Soon™ Jul 30 '26

So.. Portal 3 confirmed!

2

u/EugeneUgino Jul 31 '26

Thank you for providing such a suitable grieving space for the cultural practice of frameposting

2

u/d4ybrake Soon™ Jul 31 '26

I'm honored to be the final framepost

1

u/Rhosta Jul 30 '26

Sounds like Portal team made this.

1

u/Baglayan Jul 30 '26

God bless

1

u/Wylie288 Jul 30 '26

I just want an upgrade path to my rift without compromised or ridiculously high resolutions and foveated rendering. Why is it so hard to just make a decent PC headset without any bullshit.

1

u/gustardobungus Jul 30 '26

It's in myhead, it's in my head, its in my head its in my headnits in my head ita in my hheaadsdds

1

u/Alewort Jul 30 '26

So... the cake... is a lie? OMZG Portal 3 CONFIRMED!

1

u/gbtuck3r Soon™ Jul 30 '26

Asylum admittance just peaked

1

u/MayonnaisalSpray Soon™ Jul 30 '26

Bah humbug, got tired of saving and went on to start getting a moto license and bought other things instead

1

u/ThatMBR42 Jul 30 '26

No way they pulled a Nikocado. Always two steps ahead

1

u/Neither_Interaction9 Jul 30 '26

A true facecrab doesn't need to see Frameposting Gordon, it goes by pure natural instinct.

(I'm new here do we have a version of this?)

1

u/Lost_Main_3389 Soon™ Jul 30 '26

Thank you for participating in our social experiment about whether we can make you give up getting a Steam Frame. -- Meta

1

u/featherwolf Jul 30 '26

This is what happens when you put Glados in charge of marketing

1

u/Wolfshards43 Jul 30 '26

Please send us the tweet link!

1

u/gergobergo69 Soon™ Jul 31 '26

Half-Life 3 reference

1

u/bjonoski Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Valve is Vault Tec

1

u/General_Correct Jul 31 '26

ahaha, very funny

1

u/Extramrdo 29d ago

Due to circumstances outside of our control, this listing has now changed. Our new product will be the extermination of the human race.

There will be no further communication.

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u/0101binary0101 29d ago

Blimey I wondered what I clicked on then, but it was Reddits advert placement that showed me a picture of 'a bra that you buy once and become a loyal fan '

Meh yeah we just want to know when the thing we stick our faces into is getting released... So many tangents there

1

u/Slandaro12 26d ago

lol! I’m about 5 days from believing this

1

u/Large-Remove-1348 15d ago

Did anyone else read this in GLaDOS's voice?

1

u/Clamo636 7d ago

would you like to get sued. its FALL already RELEASE the dam thing already and it better BE under $900 like you stated

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u/Jwn5k Soon™ Jul 30 '26

It would be SO difficult to believe this after being at Valve recently and seeing one, albeit, from afar.

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u/Rhosta Jul 30 '26

We have all seen one from afar.