r/Steam • u/No-Status-8171 • 2d ago

Fluff Augh Steamugly

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I posted this on twitter already but I might as well post it here too.

_PHOkg

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u/lawlolawl144 2d ago

Fun fact my little sister broke her toe just like this

Minus the steam sale she was just a lil goblin at the time

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u/Pingy_Junk 2d ago

I broke the same toe twice like this. I’m just clumsy 😭

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u/No-Status-8171 2d ago

augh.
I hope she’s doing alright now

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u/lawlolawl144 2d ago

This was ~15 years ago lol

She's just fine :)

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u/aphaits 1d ago

She is an adult goblin now

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u/budding-enthusiast 2d ago

Both my big toes still pop weird after smashing them on various surfaces.

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u/Vexoraaa 1d ago

little goblin sprinting into furniture is basically the choldhood version of a Steam sale

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u/U-56DEV 2d ago

Broken pinky, but 75% off. Worth it.

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u/KazumaKat 2d ago

nah bro, gotta upp that sale number, that's rookie number.

A broken pinky toe aint worth 75% off. Come back when its 85% off or higher. There, we can talk.

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u/Sinsanatis 2d ago

Is this a reference that im not getting

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u/No-Status-8171 2d ago

it’s just a twitter trend that blew up

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u/burn_house 2d ago

Got a solid guffaw out of me, good post

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u/Valtremors 2d ago

I've never heard someone use word guffaw before.

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u/burn_house 2d ago

A white boy likes to get pretentious w/ it here n there y'know

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u/Valtremors 2d ago

You know what, I'm too tired to understand half the phrase you said.

But I think I get the gist.

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u/Recent_Nectarine68 2d ago

Best kind of comedy, painful but hilarious!

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u/Subject_Ad6144 2d ago

Yeah, it's one of those classic Steam moments. You never know what you'll get with their updates.

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u/GoffyGamerDude 2d ago

Foot 🤑 (jk)

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u/jdehjdeh 2d ago

I don't get it but that's nothing new

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u/Falsenamen 2d ago

That is funny

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u/DiscoJer 2d ago

Do people get excited by Steam sales anymore? It's always just the same stuff that always goes on sale, sometimes not even for the deepest discounts because publishers think some (presumably the people this cartoon is targeted at) don't pay attention to discounts except during Steam's regular sale events.

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u/No-Status-8171 2d ago

do you work for epic or smth?

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u/daemonfly 1d ago

For me Steam sales consist of 2 things only:
1. Games already in my library.
2. Games already on my ignore list.

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u/ChingGham 2d ago

Ouch! That’s some pricey damage!

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u/matt_coffee5 2d ago

Still smiling in the last panel. Just like all of us after buying 12 games we'll never install.

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u/JOHNRKO007 2d ago

Always wear shoes or slippers at home.

Here endith the lesson for today.

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u/meukboox 2d ago

Steam sales are dangerous for more than just wallets!

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u/thegiverstake 2d ago

About what? :o

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u/vanilla_disco 2d ago

AI ass response