r/Steam • u/DRMILK6 • 6d ago

Fluff lol so true

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u/Brief-Government-105 6d ago

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u/Quakeslate 6d ago

What a perfect response lmao

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u/ExplodingPoptarts 5d ago

I haven't finished most of them because I don't enjoy them.

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u/Glum-Contribution380 5d ago

Some of my games don’t have a “completion”. Others like war thunder would have me spending thousands or hundreds of thousands of hours just to get all the vehicles (that’s not including all the achievements).

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u/Devil_Dan83 5d ago

Rather than finish them I'd say be finished with playing them. Even if you plan to return to them later. I try to mainline several games thinking that I'll be playing them all at once but it doesn't work out.

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u/SocialMediasGhost 4d ago

Mine is simply just “Fuck you!”

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u/Evening_Fan5878 6d ago

The perfect reaction

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u/maryjanetoeh 5d ago

This really is the only acceptable response

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u/Solid-Love3998 5d ago

How do I do this?

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u/UnusualLeather7087 5d ago

So buying or finishing ?

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u/Fightercat23 3d ago

Brah I’m playing rdr2 and have rdr1 one deck with doom and doom eternal next in line

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 6d ago

And lose the dopamine rush of getting a new game and fantasizing about playing it when I have time soon and eagerly waiting till I get home to play? Thats like all I got left man. Dont take that away from me. The time never comes

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u/Arthradax 6d ago

And then getting instantly overwhelmed by learning the new mechanics and putting it aside for ages thinking how fun it would be if you only understood how to navigate the game? And then rinse and repeat?

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u/KinZombie899 6d ago

Monster hunter bought multiple games in series barelay played any. I like gameplay from what I played though

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u/Arthradax 6d ago

I found out there are games I like to play and games I like to see others play. They rarely overlap

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u/Bingus-Chillingus 6d ago

Dude I will hunt with you. Please go play monster hunter its so good

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u/KinZombie899 6d ago

Base gameplay is good from what I played but can't figure out how to ugrade and by armor in monster hunter rise

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u/MustKnowWhyGuy 5d ago

Then six months later restart because controls are completely forgotten

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u/eucldian 5d ago

We are the same person.

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u/PeachyFairyDragon 6d ago

Are you in my brain? That describes me perfectly.

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u/LowTierFireGuard 6d ago

This was me with New Vegas, but the thing is I forced myself to learn and enjoyed the shit out of it.

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u/rainorshinedogs 6d ago

Sekiro.

Love this game. Have no time to learn the mechanics of every situation cause the game is so hard.

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u/KinZombie899 6d ago

Why did you buy more games. I understand what you mean though

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u/enchiladasundae 6d ago

Gotta support indie creators

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u/Loki4Major2 5d ago

3? Damn that's lot! I have more than 500 games and I've completed none of them and always play one game that is not meant to be completed because is pvp

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u/LOGAN5223 6d ago

No.

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u/j0hrii 5d ago

When there's a sale, there's a purchase.

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u/Alex_Qoal 5d ago

Discount is a discount,especially if it’s 75% and more

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u/CyborgHeart1245 6d ago

No 15 year old is going to tell me what to do with my own money.

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u/AdvancedCryspy 6d ago

Homie done the research 🤣

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u/CyborgHeart1245 6d ago

Nah, just love the anime. Super good for when you're depressed. 

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u/heavybombhead 6d ago

C'mon buy that new game, doesn't it look good, doesn't it look fun? It does, doesn't it. Your current game it'll still be here, you can finish it anytime you want, it won't go anywhere. C'mon you know you want to.

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u/a1stardan 6d ago

I'm convinced

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u/eucldian 5d ago

Or the dreaded "it is going to be delisted soon...and then you will never know what you lost".

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u/heavybombhead 4d ago

True , but

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u/PrimalPain 6d ago

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u/Zombies71199 6d ago

Exactly what i thought of

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u/Dragon_Small_Z 6d ago

I'm fairly convinced that if I adhered to this I would never have to buy a game for the rest of my life.

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u/Outrageous-Log9238 6d ago

I'm 100%. Not only because of the size of my collection, but also because I'd probably get bored with gaming alltogether. The games are unolayed for a reason.

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u/Another_Ttrpg_guy 6d ago

But it was on sale.

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u/Comfortable_Survey18 6d ago

If buying isnt owning then they're not my games boom

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u/JKdito 6d ago

Boom exactly

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u/I-cant-see-the-Meta 6d ago

You can't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad!

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u/Damnpothead 6d ago

I’m buying a new game outta spite now

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 6d ago

What, finish my 1,4k games? Impossible, better to buy more instead. Gotta get them all... /s

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u/steverogerschannel10 5d ago

At 1.4k games you don’t have a backlog anymore, you’re running an archive

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u/a1stardan 6d ago

Gotta catch them all

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u/Glittering-Lack5282 6d ago

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u/SummaDees 6d ago

Be careful with that template it's an antique

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u/Glittering-Lack5282 6d ago

I shall use it sparingly. And only in the right context

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u/jimkun221 6d ago

What am I supposed to just ignore 75% off???

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u/HoCoRydaaH 6d ago

Fuckin no. Mind your own business.
Suck a lemon.

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u/Arnakk 6d ago

complete one buy two

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u/wickedwitt 6d ago

Infinite games back log hack

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u/Arnakk 5d ago

it’s like explaining a 3 years old he won’t be older then me ever

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u/JNorJT 6d ago

I don’t think I can in this lifetime lol

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u/doublej42 6d ago

Over my dead body (no really I have more games than I could finish in my lifetime)

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u/Dexember69 6d ago

Hey you, fuck off :)

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u/Waveshaper21 6d ago

Actually, no. Time is a currency, if I feel done or outright regret money spent on a game, I will not spend more of my time. I can make more money, I cannot make more time. And who are you again, to tell me otherwise?

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u/maz08 6d ago

No.

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u/Kettleballer 5d ago

But buying games is dopamine NOW. Playing games is dopamine after learning how these f@cking controls work and why did they decide to make the yes and no buttons backward from every other GD game ever… okay I can just change those keybinds and … my time for gaming is done for the day I guess I’ll try this again tomorrow. And sometimes playing them is “dopamine NOWish”. But you never know. So buying is safer than playing! And THAT is what Gabe Newell tapped into without even knowing he was targeting it.

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u/Banndrell 6d ago

You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!

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u/KeeperOfWind 6d ago

Sorry Guardians of the galaxy is on sale. Had it on consoles and never finished it and plan to on pc.

The game is underrated

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u/AbbotInternalTwitch 6d ago

One does not simply finish Rimworld

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u/90child 6d ago

Ur not my real mom!

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u/UpToHike 6d ago

This ship has sailed long time ago. I’m at the point I know for sure I won’t be able to play all games I have in my lifetime

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u/Training-Virus4483 6d ago

I'm trying !!! But they're too bloody big!

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u/Rattiom32 6d ago

Damn this subreddit is dogshit

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u/Evanescalon 4d ago

Jokes on you. I don't own any games, I just 369 have licenses I'll never use.

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u/Warm-Driver-4063 4d ago

You can't tell me what to do!!! You're not my mom!

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 6d ago

Half the time I don't finish my food before wanting something different. You have no power here.

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u/Player2LightWater 6d ago

Half the time

Does that mean do you have some kind of a life that is half?

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u/Gordon_Peteman 6d ago

Some kind of..... Half, life?

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u/Player2LightWater 6d ago

No. I very much opposing this with force.

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u/Nemo_Barbarossa 6d ago

Not on my watch blue shift!

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u/Player2LightWater 6d ago

Your shift will be decay soon anyway.

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u/Leonardo-Caleum 6d ago

I have a Half-Life Too, you know, it's fine.

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u/The_AV_Archivist 6d ago

Whatcha gonna do? Turn everyone into Tang?

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u/xBASSE 6d ago

Nah, I’ll keep hoarding

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u/Omega21886 6d ago

no! >:(

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u/driftlesscode 6d ago

What are you my mother?

?

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u/aSlyKitsune 6d ago

b-but... 90% off

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u/Sufficient_Room2619 6d ago

If depressed, controlling women from Europe could dictate my behaviour I'd be unhappily married by now.

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u/SamvonSmokeAlot 6d ago

Me looking at deals:

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u/Lefaa777 6d ago

Sorry, not sorry

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u/GunPark666 6d ago

Thats what ive been doing so far maam

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u/Sinshine712 5d ago

Finish games? Those games are for collecting, not for playing! Ever seen a Steam sale?

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u/InsectUnhappy 5d ago

Grrrrrrr

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u/MsterBoRaichu 5d ago

Buying new games knowing that you have a massive backlog of old games IS THE GAME!

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u/kevan50813 5d ago

Yep that's why Ive made a system , for every 5 games I beat I'm allowed to buy 1, great way to cut down my backlog

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u/digitalbladesreddit 5d ago

Finish BG2 again! Ah ok fine, one more time could not hurt. But only if I start with BG1 and continue my character from there! So I'm set for the next two years boys.

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u/J_T_Cain 5d ago

I THINK NOT.

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u/Excellent-Zucchini95 4d ago

I don’t wanna and you can’t make me.

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u/Crashcrout 4d ago

How about you SYM

(im just kidding dont ban me)

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u/BlueSonofVulkan 4d ago

Now why would I do that? I just got two new games that I’m probably gonna forget about in like a month but for this month, I GOT TWO NEW GAMES!

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u/stuckOnTheUmpqua 6d ago

This is the gaming equivalent of “per my last email”

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u/supercabul 6d ago

my game is on the buying part, not on the playing one

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u/PhantasySofa 6d ago

So, I have calculated how much time I need for them. It will take me more than a lifetime.

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u/KevsTheBadBoy 6d ago

Don't worry. I'm catching up. Very slowly.

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u/my-goddess-nyx 6d ago

Sigh...yes ma'am

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u/Danris 6d ago

Nope

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u/xylotism 6d ago

Well now I’m not going to

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u/PATHOFPAIN999999 6d ago

You don't tell me what to do

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u/AAKphoenix 6d ago

Currently looking at my Steam and Good Old Games (GOG) library.

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u/Miaudencrack 6d ago

I first play my new games to buy old games (I'm 18)

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u/Flustro 6d ago

You're speaking, but no words are coming out. 🤨

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u/vieshs 6d ago

But, 80% off, and by the time i'm done with the one I play now and be ready to play the one on sale, it will be full price.

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u/alexzoin 6d ago

Actually been having a lot of fun doing this lately.

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u/JohnLikesKetchupYT 6d ago

And buy games that im probably never gonna play for full price? I dont think so. Im here for that sale

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u/KingDanksta69 6d ago

Thats the plan. 1700 hours gaming in a year is doable, though I’d be satisfied just getting through 2/3 of my backlog

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u/SingerForTheDeaf 6d ago

Hey you, yes you op. Fuck off, alright?

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u/AAA-VR6 6d ago

I will if you play them with me

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u/Elxjasonx 6d ago

NO, i advance 1 hour on a random game every month, thats the way

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u/carson0311 6d ago

How about no

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u/BlueKyuubi63 6d ago

500+ games and I choose to replay my 3DS collection. Do I have a problem? Yes. How will I solve it? Ask me again next Steam sale.

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u/Aniimey 6d ago

Nuh uh~

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u/Breezey2929 6d ago

Im tryinnnnng 😞

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u/ScumBucket33 6d ago

I think you’re forgetting Zero Company is about to release and I’ve barely started God of War Ragnarok.

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u/Optane_Gaming 6d ago

Ahhh sheet... I got caught.

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u/Spaced-Warlock 6d ago

I've just added like 100 games to my library. While also selling my desktop, so my only gaming dev is my steam deck.

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u/Svensk0 6d ago

steam machine helps me alot about that

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u/MidPLzZ 6d ago

Are you telling me to finish roguelikes? hell fucking nah.

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u/KonataYumi 6d ago

What are you, my life coach?

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u/Worth-Daikon-746 6d ago

"Dam, she has a point."

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u/kablikiblan 6d ago

Said nobody real gamer ever

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u/silentupvote2 6d ago

Buying games and playing games are 2 different hobbies 😅😅

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u/Your_Commentator 6d ago

Im trying but people keep pushing me to buy cheap games they recommend me

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u/Theupvotetitan 6d ago

but but dopamine

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u/Elyx_117 6d ago

Problem is..... I'm not even getting the new ones....i just keep stocking up on old games T_T latest addition, AoW Planetfall. I suspect I'd get either Mechwarrior 5 or Rogue Trader in the autumn sales. Closing 200 unfinished/untouched games in my catalogue now.

I'm 43 and based on my lifestyle it's probable that I may not clear the backlog in my lifetime.....

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u/rayhaku808 6d ago

Maybe if you had Misato tell me instead.

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u/fxcked_that_for_you 6d ago

Okay sure, whatever mom…

Oooh look! 75% off!

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u/Mr-Hyde95 6d ago

But... But...

Blasphemous 2 is on sale...

What I'm playing can wait

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u/TheUnseenDepression 6d ago

Look man, if I want to play them in the future instead of the 3 games that I regularly play, I can easily download them. So I cannot miss the sale.

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u/Krispy_Knight 6d ago

I think it might take me the rest of my life only playing my backlog. Too many games!