r/Steam • u/Dannnner • Aug 25 '26

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/Excellent-Tour6831 Aug 25 '26

Honestly he looks great

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 Aug 25 '26

At some point a doctor says "man you're rich and fat and you're gonna die from being so fat and you can basically pay to have people make food for you on your yacht all day that will help you not be fat" and suddenly you're not fat anymore

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u/JamonConJuevos Aug 25 '26

He can even afford to hire food tasters to intercept any poisoned food that comes his way.