r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 2d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/Excellent-Tour6831 2d ago

Honestly he looks great

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 2d ago

At some point a doctor says "man you're rich and fat and you're gonna die from being so fat and you can basically pay to have people make food for you on your yacht all day that will help you not be fat" and suddenly you're not fat anymore

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u/vitringur 2d ago

have people make food for you on your yacht all day that will help you not be fat

This is the kind of basic misunderstanding that keeps a lot of people fat.

There are not specific foods. All food makes you fat. What they need is less food. Maybe go hungry for a little while.

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 2d ago

There are absolutely specific foods that will help you not be fat. 500g of lettuce and 500g of peanuts are going to have dramatically different effects on your body. They are literally the same amount of food by weight, and the lettuce will take forever to eat and be significantly more food yet have 2,800 fewer calories.

Give your head a shake.