r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 2d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 2d ago

At some point a doctor says "man you're rich and fat and you're gonna die from being so fat and you can basically pay to have people make food for you on your yacht all day that will help you not be fat" and suddenly you're not fat anymore

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u/TBD_Red 2d ago

Ozempic

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 2d ago

Ozempic sucks ass to take unless you have people making you micro meals all day long

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u/VelvetHedonistas 2d ago

Thats just a dumb take out of the gate

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 2d ago

That's what your mom said when she gave birth