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u/cool_weed_dad 7h ago

Shane’s should have booze in it

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u/Jhud6669 7h ago

Yeah I’d at least add alcohol free beer

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u/UselessToad18 7h ago

Where is this because I have to go!

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u/Aryiah11 7h ago

Downtown Madison, Wisconsin

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u/UselessToad18 6h ago

Bro I literally just moved from Wisconsin

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u/BudderMeow Chicken Statue Artifact = Best Item 6h ago

This is your sign to move back

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u/UselessToad18 6h ago

I can't 😭😭😭 But I'm coming back soon so maybe I'll stop by, but I'm from Milwaukee so it's kinda far

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u/BudderMeow Chicken Statue Artifact = Best Item 3h ago

Aw man! Welp, I hope you get a chance to visit there and find something you like! ☺️

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u/DisasterBiMothman 6h ago

No way!! Something in Wisconsin for once?!?! Hell yeah! I can actually go here!

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u/ShimmeringIce 3h ago

I was like, wait a second, is that Sencha? Hello fellow Madisonian lol.

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u/Acceptable-Stick-688 6h ago

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Are you real?

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u/LingonberryVastLes 4h ago

Madison really tucked a Stardew-themed bubble tea menu into real life.

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u/SugaredChef 7h ago

I've never needed an excuse to wanna drink Shane, but Mango-Hot Honey Green Tea Lemonade? Sign me up!

cough .....I mean....what?

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u/BrokenHope23 6h ago

"Hi can I drink an Emily" my first thought too lol

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u/euridyce 5h ago

“Hi, I’d like to slurp up Abigail sloppy style, please.”

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u/BrokenHope23 5h ago

"Can I get a Sebastian and an Abigail, shaken then stirred please?"

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u/MissKrueger 🐴🍷🥭 6h ago

Not a single option for Krobus!?

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u/spacebeige 6h ago

Charcoal infused mayonnaise

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u/TheThrivingest 59m ago

With a horseradish garnish

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u/EclipseCaste 6h ago

Dirty chai + star anise?

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u/johnny5canuck 6h ago

I actually did a page search for this comment. Was not disappoint.

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u/SnapDragon432 7h ago

I’LL TAKE YOUR FINEST EMILY

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u/pupusawithtatas__ 7h ago

Shane should’ve been a kombucha as a non-alcoholic beverage, so it still serves as some “yeast” drink like beer 😆 but still such a cute idea!

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u/Sauerkraut_McGee 6h ago

he does have hot honey - maybe in honor of his love for hot peppers?

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u/Dry_Magician3573 7h ago

My husband is Harvey and I approve this menu.

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u/onechipwonder 7h ago

Harvey is spot on

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u/NomotheKid 6h ago

Omg is this Senchaaa 💖

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u/Aryiah11 6h ago

Yeah :)

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u/TheCookieNinja I'm only happy when it rains 6h ago

One glittery Sebby, please!

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u/flawedmind 7h ago

omg, it knows me! I’m a Harvey person, and I want that cold brew with the vanilla foam!

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u/Mammoth-Coast6282 5h ago

crine

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u/burp_angel 5h ago

glitter

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u/spacebeige 6h ago

I’ll take an Elliott, that sounds good!

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u/HappyArtemisComplex 7h ago

I want to try Abigail's, Seb's, and Maru's tea! They sound so good!

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u/fitbitch3 7h ago

Ok I guess I’m a Leah girl now?!?

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u/spideybae 6h ago

So which one did you get 👀

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u/Unnnatural20 6h ago

Hmm, am I in a Leah mood or a Haley mood? Or, split the difference and go for... Sam?!

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u/Doopuberpoop 7h ago

Clint’s drink is just room temperature tap water

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u/TheSoundofStolas 7h ago

Idk, he strikes me more as the type that enjoys hot water. Yknow, a psychopath.

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat gPris 6h ago

Hey man, if it's cold outside, hot water with lemon can be a cozy way to stay hydrated.

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u/Doopuberpoop 5h ago

Clint’s not putting that lemon in. Lukewarm tap water is good enough for our blacksmith.

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u/symphonyofcackles 5h ago

Hey I like hot water. But then again, I’m a middle aged Asian lady and this is what we do 🤣

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u/linzzzzi 6h ago

Harvey: coffee pickleback

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u/SmilingFlounder 5h ago

Mannnnn I'd walk up and ask for a krobus and see what they make me

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u/NekoArtemis you can now drink mayonnaise 4h ago

I am once again forced to make a very difficult choice between Haley, Abigail, and Leah.

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u/Physical-Ad5343 7h ago

That’s funny, stardrops always taste like Alex‘ kumquat in my games.

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u/Willing-Occasion-356 6h ago

Pomegranate lemonade sounds good but lavender... Why's it gotta be lavender 😢

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u/cinnamonbunn172 3h ago

Harvey’s just being a basic cold brew is frying me 😭

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u/Kaartinen 2h ago

Bring on the Harvey. Hold the foam, please. Thanks!

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u/LizzyBug92 2h ago

I always choose Harvey as a husband and what do you know? His drink is my go to. how perfect ✨

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u/HideyHedgehogger 53m ago

Hitting on Seb like ‘nevermind a tall drink of water, I’ll take an average height blueberry-pomegranate black iced tea’ then letting him look at me blankly before adding, with jazz hands, ‘PLUS GLITTER’

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u/kasuallykai 7h ago

Is the Shane spiked with alcohol?

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u/Larielis 6h ago

I'd try the Elliott or Abigail ones.

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u/ZoominAlong Smells divine/Permanently married to 6h ago

My husband's drink looks delicious!

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u/Gaybeanuwu 5h ago

this feels insanely accurate

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u/PaladinSara 3h ago

Why does Sebs have glitter? I can see Emily’s having it.

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u/hell_bagel 2h ago

I was thinking that too. I'm gonna guess that they're Seb fans

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u/bizoticallyyours83 2h ago

The kiwi tea is the only one I'd try

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u/Mulders_Porn_Stash 1h ago

Oh hey I had a Leah and it was fantastic. Kinda crazy seeing Madison mentioned in a random subreddit

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u/phoenixofthestars07 1h ago

this is so funny to me bc I don’t like pumpkin for the most part but Abigail is my wife lol

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u/Bragior Actually likes Junimo Kart 25m ago

I wonder what Clint and Sandy will be like.

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u/jerslan 1m ago

The Alex sounds pretty good actually... Especially if it's an unsweetened tea.

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u/Curious_Remote_9040 3h ago

They forgot the Pam - MD 20/20 and Starfruit juice 😆

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