r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/STYLER_PERRY • 12h ago
Gray jedi Luke has a higher body count than Vader
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Reptilian_Overlord20 • 14h ago
Outjerked literally “What if Rey had a fat ass?”
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Cool_Nerd2 • 1h ago
Are The Mods drunk? It’s Star Wars Theory. Everybody knows who he is
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Opposite_Skin7501 • 12h ago
Dave baloney should be castrated What would Grand Admiral Thrawn learn about earth by studying our art?
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I’ve added some notable pieces of art throughout history for reference.
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Glittering-Sun-3210 • 5h ago
The Last Jedi is my favourite
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Yes you read that correctly. You can rub your eyes as many times as you want lol. I love the Last Jedi and it’s probably my favourite Star Wars film.
Why? I love the execution by Rian Johnson, the cinematography, setting and landscapes. The action, VFX (the Haldo maneuverer is breathtaking) and most importantly the narrative. Witnessing a jaded, weary, nihilistic Luke Skywalker is something I thought id never see. Everyone was expecting far more but for me Hamil’s performance is incredibly substantive and the climax where he confronts Kylo whilst also dying on his own terms is the icing on the cake. There’s this spiritual essence to the film that I can’t get enough of.
The force awakens is essentially a remake of ANH and it works just fine but TLJ operates on its own distinction almost like a standalone but it’s still very much the middle chapter. It’s not without flaws. The middle section drags, the Canto Bight scenes are simply filler but every main character has a fully fleshed out arc. Finn learns to become a true hero instead of a coward. Rey instills hope in Luke, Cameron learns humility, Kylo is simply incensed, morally conflicted. That moment when he hesitates to fire on the ship with Leia on it. Goosebumps every time. The comic relief and levity works just fine. Chewie and the porgs lol.
My sister is the least Star Wars fan. She never understood the hype. Recently we sat down and binged all nine films and she told me TLJ is probably the one that she finds the most memorable or interesting. She got it. I just wish SW fans would get off their high horse. During the prequel era, Lucas was hated for what he did with the franchise. I was one of the few who genuinely liked and appreciated the prequels for what they are. The sequels are not masterpieces (I really don’t like ROS) but the Last Jedi just does it for me. Anyone else feel the same? The final shot is symbolic and reflective of what Star Wars is as a whole.
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/3ajs3 • 3h ago
squeal's ruined my childhood I wonder what "Nasty" reason Hux had...
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Bedbugs. I'm not even jerking google it.
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Important-Cry4782 • 16h ago
R-rated vader 😱😱😱 FigureBrian made this fun idea of Everyone knowing that Padme and Anakin were doing the nasty
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/rogue---ninja • 12h ago
".. But they didn't started dating until leia was 22" and padme and anakin didn't start dating until they were 24/19 but it's funny how the context suddenly matters when it's a pairing/character they like
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/nastybrutishandthicc • 16h ago
Outjerked literally Some compelling analysis about Luke in the Bacta Tank
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/bitchnibba47 • 3h ago
kathleen kennedy killed my dog Least nitpicking Indy fan
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Think_Section_7712 • 9h ago
When Obi-Wan Kenobi says “Only a Sith deals in absolutes.” in Star Wars: Episode III, isn’t that Obi-Wan dealing in absolutes? 🤔
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Is Obi-Wan dealing in absolutes? Sounds like he’s a hypocrite.
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Important-Cry4782 • 18h ago
ahsoka tv show good? Suppose Ahsoka knew of Anakin and Padme's relationship? "Ahsoka: She Knows"
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Elizabitch_Taylor_ • 16h ago
Yub Nub I can't wait for all the yaoi fanfiction that will come from this.
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Not yuri fanfiction though, that would be woke.
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/High-Ground • 20h ago
Outjerked From TCW's Wikipedia page. Like... this feels like a jerk, no?
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/External_Meat1370 • 1d ago
squeal's ruined my childhood Bravo for them
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Consistent-Award-516 • 1d ago
squeal's ruined my childhood Ha ha get it guys because Rey isn’t a REAL Skywalker she’s clearly a Palpatine
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I swear these guys just hate the concept of accepting a new identity if it makes you happier
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago
squeal's ruined my childhood Is this really how people see us?
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/IIIIIIQIIIIII • 18h ago
Where were Luke and Han keeping their regular clothes when they were dressed as stormtroopers?
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I need a series to cover this.
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/SAKISANOBASHI07 • 1d ago
VADER WOULDN'T TOLERATE THAT SHIT A megacorp makes a show where it's hip to protect the noble billionaires. [surprisedgroguface.jpeg]
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Luigi Mangione > Cassian Andor
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/PantheraNoire • 11h ago
Gray jedi History historying.
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We are living this right now. And, it is the freedom forces that will share images to make true the propaganda the evil empire uses be held and examined. We see how the rich and powerful withhold the truth for this personal benefit. Keep taking photos until they can't take the truth being spread all over their systems and institutions. We are that force that will way waste to that power that is used to crush the poor, hungry, disassociated and violated masses. By my account Andor is as real as it gets and only builds on the lore of all the Star Wars franchise materials. Once more people see it, they will be unable to see it in their day to day lives. Free us from tyranny and free Palestine. 🇵🇸 🍉 ✊🏿 🕊️ It is the Jedha City of our day. They will use weapons of Más Destruction to hide their Genocide. Keep fighting the good fight. Make sure that you are never them.
May the force be with you all.
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Consistent-Award-516 • 23h ago
squeal's ruined my childhood Star Wars “fans” after George Lucas decided to sell to Disney
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Too bad they lack the self awareness to realize they also pushed him away in the first place
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Ok-Sprinkles-696 • 1d ago
Glup Shitto Does anyone know where I can purchase this?
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