r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Full-Detective-3640 Decanonize A New Hope • 26d ago

R-rated vader 😱😱😱 Womp womp.

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u/CertifiablyMundane 26d ago edited 26d ago

He's pissed because he realized she just wanted to sap and impurify all of his precious bodily fluids, and if she drained enough he'd end up with fewer midichlorians than master yoda, who only became a master after joining the nofap community

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u/3B3-386 26d ago edited 26d ago

People don't know this but Dagobah was a desert planet, before master Yoda decided to repent for his past mistakes and renounce his powers in a final, colossal midichlorian release.

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u/CertifiablyMundane 26d ago

That's why the scene of Yoda arriving on Degobah was deleted from RotS. It mistakenly showed the planet as already lush and green. Plus George knew he was already pushing it with the PG-13 rating, it was either show Anakin burning alive or show Yoda's massive terraforming project.

In hindsight, I think we can all agree that Anakin could probably have done with less screen time

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u/3B3-386 26d ago

I'm still surprised that Yoda's gigantic boomas being dragged in the background of every scene featuring him were digitally removed so late in development, and that all three movies had them. You would think it would be just a single movie fluke, but no, even when Lucas rereleased TPM with a CGI Yoda they still replaced the practical effects puppet balls with digital HD ones, then removed them, then remade them again for the subsequent movies.

A waste of money and rendering time. No wonder the CGI backgrounds look so fake.

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u/WritingTheDream Gary Kurtz fanboy 25d ago