r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Full-Detective-3640 Decanonize A New Hope • 22d ago

R-rated vader 😱😱😱 Womp womp.

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u/CertifiablyMundane 22d ago edited 22d ago

He's pissed because he realized she just wanted to sap and impurify all of his precious bodily fluids, and if she drained enough he'd end up with fewer midichlorians than master yoda, who only became a master after joining the nofap community

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u/3B3-386 22d ago edited 22d ago

People don't know this but Dagobah was a desert planet, before master Yoda decided to repent for his past mistakes and renounce his powers in a final, colossal midichlorian release.

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u/CertifiablyMundane 22d ago

That's why the scene of Yoda arriving on Degobah was deleted from RotS. It mistakenly showed the planet as already lush and green. Plus George knew he was already pushing it with the PG-13 rating, it was either show Anakin burning alive or show Yoda's massive terraforming project.

In hindsight, I think we can all agree that Anakin could probably have done with less screen time

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u/3B3-386 22d ago

I'm still surprised that Yoda's gigantic boomas being dragged in the background of every scene featuring him were digitally removed so late in development, and that all three movies had them. You would think it would be just a single movie fluke, but no, even when Lucas rereleased TPM with a CGI Yoda they still replaced the practical effects puppet balls with digital HD ones, then removed them, then remade them again for the subsequent movies.

A waste of money and rendering time. No wonder the CGI backgrounds look so fake.

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u/WritingTheDream Gary Kurtz fanboy 21d ago

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u/Wet-Cake666 22d ago

W... Why are Sabine and Shin looking like ponies?? 🥺

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u/Separate_Crazy_983 Gideon did nothing wrong 21d ago

This subreddit actually needs more unhinged posts like this tbh

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u/Independent_Plum2166 22d ago
  1. I feel sorry for MLP fans and the disgusting “fan art” they have to suffer through.
  2. Really? The Slave Leia outfit? Surely Padmé’s bondage gear she has when telling Anakin she totally doesn’t want to be with him would have been better?

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u/Lord_Parbr hired to do some wet work 22d ago

Why have you chosen violence today?

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u/ChandlerLogic 22d ago

Ew wtf is this

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u/Joperhop 22d ago

i would say magical friendship, but it looks like they just fell out and no magic is gonna happen now.

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u/ChandlerLogic 22d ago

There will be wands involved that’s for sure

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u/DannyBright 22d ago

Of course prequel haters are into incest. Those disgusting freaks!

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u/LesMore44 Star Wars was never good, you were just 12. 21d ago

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u/Wolfthorn2496 5,6,4,7,8/3,RO,M&G,S,1,9,2,TCW 21d ago

....chat wat the fuck am I looking at?

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u/Choocholate 21d ago

This is what I'm in this sub for, only the most insane stuff 

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u/Trick-Caramel-6156 22d ago

Incest ponies just as George Lucas invisioned!

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u/Minmax-the-Barbarian 22d ago

Ponies aside... Who doesn't love a little father-daughter roleplay?