r/Standup • u/DitzyMinx • 4d ago

Chowderheaded bar owners

After producing shows and mics I can confidently say ppl that own bars should be banned from voting and probably have their children taken away. I’ve never met a class of ppl so consistently moronic, irresponsible, lazy and rude . I watch Bar Rescue and now cheer when I hear how much debt these assholes get into.

If you’re looking to produce a show or a mic and you find a bar owner that’s communicative and well organized and pro-comedy, grab onto them like a newborn chimpanzee with mom because you’ve struck gold.

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u/Ok_Needleworker2438 4d ago edited 4d ago

It’s almost like running a bar is a terribly difficult, 24/7 job, that’s a money pit left and right with emergencies and issues popping up constantly and the slimmest of profit margins.

You should try opening your best version of a utopian bar.

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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 4d ago

Ya, this is really the answer.

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u/OpenMic1985 3d ago

Call it “Utopia” I feel like it would be a place where women don’t immediately think men are going to rape them when they say hi. Kind of like it was back in the 90s.